fuck me on a mountain in switzerland

An exclamation used when extremely frustrated with oneself, usually after forgetting to use birth control and becoming pregnant by a European.

Friend - "I can't believe you're pregnant after having sex with that Italian guy."

You - "I know! Fuck me on a mountain in Switzerland!"

Friend - "At least he had a big dick, right?"

by bitchdivataytay February 9, 2008

spitzered

The act of vehemently accusing and or chastising someone for a behavior or action, then doing the very same thing when they turn their back.

Former Governor Elliot Spitzer Prosecuted Prostitution rings, and customers; all while using them himself for the past decade. Each of the persons prosecuted were "spitzered."

by Ascoda March 13, 2008

Spitzered

Losing ones high-paying, high-profile job after being caught in a prostitution ring.

Mike got spitzered from his VP job after he was busted with that hooker.

by jrod147 March 11, 2008

Spitter

Person who talks very smoothly to a person of the opposite sex.

"Twinky messin' with her head." Twinky would be an example of a "spitter".

by Kendall Mays September 12, 2006

spitzered

Past tense of the intransitive verb to spitzer, which means to self-destruct. Used most frequently when referring to politicians, although linguists predict the term will be more widely used.

He spitzered after years of pomposity.

by Sandrina March 18, 2008

Switzerlish

1.Someone who is half Swiss and half Polish

2. A term for someone who looks completely white

3. A word you might use if you dont know what to call people from Switzerland

4. The neutral party in a stupid fight

2. I saw so many Switzerlish people at that beach!

4. Im not taking sides. Im Switzerlish

by zainycat P April 29, 2009

Switzerland

Piggy bank of the world.

White, clean, conservative, bland, boring.

by Marquis de Carabas November 14, 2003