Spider Puppet

A spider, after it dies and goes to hell and confronts satan. The spider then must go through one of satans challenges to see what his fate will be. If he can't complete the challenge he gets tranformed into a ethereal black and wooden spider with a pink penis protruding from it. It also appears to be controlled by strings and can float and is now a spider puppet.

Whoa, look at that spider puppet.

by Clout Daniels May 13, 2009

Spider Sauce

1) Alcoholic beverage, typically beer

2) Semen, Jizz

Are we really out of Spider Sauce? I swear Chad bought three flats an hour ago.

Kayla just walked out of John's room dude, she looked like she had some Spider Sauce hanging on her chin.

by Max Van Mudgett September 22, 2009

Spiderface

A more intelligent way of saying “spite your face”

“Cut off your nose to Spiderface” - Jim Helpert

by Creative Casey November 16, 2020

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by WhatToPut-? September 8, 2021

Alaskan Spider Monkey

The act of filling a vagina with ice and then having sex with it.

Stan had a very cold dick after doing an alaskan spider monkey.

by jps123456 November 15, 2011

Barking spider

When someone passes gas and its smelled by others.

I don't know who let it out, but I smell a Barking spider!

by talk2me-JCH2 April 4, 2021

Spid

Someone who is both a spacker and a flid.

Andy "Hey Nikki, that girl you pulled last night was a proper spid"

Nikki: "Leave it out mate, I was tipsy"

by Humanoid1 August 21, 2009