blue states

A euphemism for Democratic-voting states in the 2004 election, particularly in reference to the Northeast and West Coast.

Ironically, these states also have:

A) Most of the lowest crime rates in the nation.
B) The lowest divorce rates in the nation.
C) The highest quality of life in the nation.
D) The lowest ratio of federal aid to tax dollars paid in the nation.

The "blue states" may have their faults, but they outstrip the "red states" by most accounts.

by Shreve Lamb and Harmon February 4, 2007

United States of America

Most powerful country in the world, and home to the strongest military force to ever walk the Earth, started by a group of rebels. Almost everyone in the world hates the United States, thinking that Americans are ignorant pricks who don't know the first thing about even their neighboring states, and hate people that are not Christians of European decent. although those people only make up a *very* small percentage of the American population. In fact, we Americans tend to hate people like that, because they make the world believe that we are all like that. These people mostly reside in Alabama.

Yes, we do have a lot of problems(like our economy), but nothing is completely perfect. This goes for countries, as well as people. People that hate on America seem to exploit the imperfections, which is easy to do. It would help to do research and find out if the negatives in our community that are so often exploited truly outweigh the positives, like everyone thinks.

Washington D.C. is the capital of the United States of America.

by CimeraxZZ January 10, 2011

United States of America

The world's wealthiest nation. A great democracy within its borders and a vicious dictatorship abroad.

Person 1: Isn't the United States of America the greatest nation in the world?

Person 2: ...

Person 3: He doesn't know his green card status yet.

by The_Whole_Truth July 28, 2011

Red States

States full of people who voted for G.W. Bush (a.k.a. the first herald of the apocalypse). The majority of people in these states have forgotten that this country was founded on the separation of CHURCH AND STATE and put a coked up jesus freak in office because "he prays" and he talks about jesus alot.

Fuckin red states, you know hes going to bring on the apocolyspe!

by The Dark Lord of Bass October 12, 2005

Square states

Any and all of the states of the U.S. that resemble a square or rectangle more than any other shape. Square states are known to be more conservative, rural and Republican than non-square states.

Those ignorant Bible thumpers need to leave our city and go back to the square states where they belong.

by ddvdd October 12, 2008

her ass is a spaceship I want to ride

I want to bugger her.

See buttseckz

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

loller skates

A creative way to express laughing out loud, or LOL.

Dude: "Oh man did you see that guy smash his face on that wall? classic..."
Other dude: "yeah i did. Loller skates."
Nubcake: "LOLLERSKATES GO FAST DOWNHILL!!1!"

by two test tickles April 20, 2008