Sparklemeister

an alcoholic cocktail made from a shot of Jagermeister in a pint glass with ice and sparkling water.

I can't believe that dj thinks he can get free sparklemeisters at my bar when he's not even playing.

by majitope February 2, 2007

sparkled

It means "Off your face", basically.

"What time did you wake up?"

'I haven't been to bed yet'

"Are you not Sparkled?!"

by Mikkeh July 11, 2007

Sparkling water

The worst form of carbonated drink. It’s like angry water.

“Hey bro you want some sparkling water”

“HECK NO THAT STUFF IS NASTY”

by Bakuclout July 13, 2018

Sparkley Pony

A special pony with glittery hooves and a silver thread mane who will frolick in the dew with the sparkley fairies and the llamas in Wobeniekenstein, the land of the free, home of the whopper.

The sparkley Pony ran wildly through the meadows and frolicked in the dew with Floyd, the equivalent of Jesus.

by schnibbly wonka November 1, 2004

sparkle princess

Is a definition given to one, who is beyond a normal princes.. But everything about her just sparkles. Her eyes, her hair, her body. Every guy just wants to have their own sparkle princes..

Oh wow, that girl must be a sparkle princess, shes amazing!

by sparkledude June 15, 2011

sparklecrotch

A condition often observed after a night of grinding with a girl with a sparkly and/or sequined dress, typically at a club or a high school dance, leaving the front of the man's pants shiny and iridescent. A man observing his friend's sparklecrotch should immediately offer a high five.

Sparklecrotch? Nice! You've earned a high five!

by IHeartFrank March 27, 2011

sparked

under the influence of crystal methamphetamine
high on crystal meth

Tweekers get sparked
If you get sparked you are a tweeker

by Gullis April 22, 2006