Although the exact ratio can vary from situation to situation, this is the state one can find oneself in when they are a combination of both SLOPPY (drunk) and RANDY (horny / sexually aroused / it's 2:01 AM and you just don't want to leave the bar alone again). Depending on where you land on this spectrum, or where your friends are trying to warn you that you have landed, you are most likely going to be making either a big mistake very soon, or a big big mistake very soon (read: waking up in the morning with a strobe light ho).
Please note that it is very rare in which being SLANDY in any capacity will result in any kind of story that you would tell your mother about or mention the next time you are giving a talk in church.
Please note that it is very rare in which being SLANDY in any capacity will result in any kind of story that you would tell your mother about or mention the next time you are giving a talk in church.
"Hey Pamela, it's me. I can't believe I did it again. Everything was going well until Brad from Accounting started buying us all shots and I saw my ex walk in the bar with some cheap looking floozy. I wanted to make him jealous so bad and before I knew it I grabbed Brad and stared making out with him. Next thing I know we are in an Uber on the way to his house. At that point I was SLANDY AF and I was like 'whatever, I can't see straight but I need some action, let's do this.' Anyways, can you please pick me up at Brad's ASAP? I need to sneak out of here before he and his wife wake up. Hurry."
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