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badly stacked kebab

An untidy vagina, normally only to be seen by man late on a weekend morning between the legs of the filthy old troll he staggered home with the previous night, after the effects of 17 pints of lager have worn off. Can cause distress, nausea and vomiting.
The Prime Minister's wife delighted and entertained the guests assembled for the banquet with her speech on law reform, but she should have declined the offer of a third glass of sherry, for her decision to perform a trick with a ping pong ball caused distress among many of the diners when she opened her legs to reveal a badly stacked kebab.
by Bunkerbuster October 15, 2006
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PAM Smacked

This occurs when a student makes a comment in class in attempt to make him/herself seem smarter than everyone in the class as well as the professor. However, the comment is then shot down as utterly false by the professor thereby humiliating the student as he/she then tries to recover by using advanced vocabulary and a pompous tone even though he/she is inevitably digging his grave of shame deeper and deeper all to the class's enjoyment.
The kid thought he was being smart and showing off his advanced knowledge of chemistry when he referenced the noble gases as completely inert and unable to bond with any other elements to the entire class. The professor then PAM Smacked him, and said that Xenon, a noble gas, can and does bond with either 2, 4, or 6 Fluorine atoms.
by The PAM Smack May 3, 2010
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Spacedicks

A site crafted by god himself. I personally get off to it about 4 times a day, and that's about average. /r/spacedicks is a subreddit of Reddit, and will turn all flaccid penis's into hard erected bull penis in approximately 1.4 seconds.
I use to be a normal functioning member of society, then I visited a little site called /r/spacedicks, now I'm a faget... FAGET!!!
by I fell February 6, 2014
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shacked

A state of crazy drunkeness. Most definately the best result of drinking. While being shacked, a person's inhibitions are left at the door. Because of this, getting laid is a very easy task. Bottom line: getting shacked is the best state of drunkeness.
A group of Matt, Vince, Brandon, Blake: So who's ready for the party tonight?

Matt: I am, I haven't gotten drunk in a long time, it's gonna be awesome.

Vince: It should be pretty great...I hope it's chill.

Brandon: Yea, it should be good. If not, we'll just bring the party back to my house.

Blake: I don't give a fuck, it's gonna be epic. I just wanna get Shacked!
by Indentured Servant September 26, 2006
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Spaced

When something is totally fucked up, and doesn't make any sense what so ever.
Dude, that is spaced...
by UrbanLol October 10, 2011
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spacedad

a person who can be seen as a father figure, but can also disappear into thin air without warning. many say that spacedad swims with whales in space for no apparent reason. they can also be a hoe sometimes, but we stan.
spacedad disappeared. fucks sake, i miss him already.
by kyubuki aevum March 4, 2019
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azz swacked

explosive poops caused by spicy foods! Settin that azz on fire to were it almost makes you cry.
Man, them wings got me azz swacked, i cant even sit down right.
by Donald Haynie February 13, 2008
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