dick softener

You turn people off bc your sad as fuck

Omg she's such a dick softener

"Fuck you dick "

by Dick softener June 5, 2018

Cole Sorenson

He likes the spider pus pus. and is slow

Him:Dude that guys is weird
Her:Yeah hes a cole sorenson

by The spiderpushis June 12, 2019

signor sorrentino

signor sorrentino is a name that you can use to call a friend,your lover or someone else. You have to use it as a positive thing,so not as a bad word. The word is created by an italian old man that is crazy,but people love him, so you have to do it too!

hey signor sorrentino, do you want to hang out today?
are you okay signor sorrentino?

by sonomaratooona November 23, 2021

university sorting

This is the process where universities are arranged in groups depending on the courses they have to offer, school fee amount and other differentiating factors.

His father used the University sorting to find the perfect school for him

by Chinwe uzoma February 17, 2023

Bill Shorten

A useless fuck. Not as bad as Anthony Albanese (Albo) though. Bill Shorten is an Australian politician who is the member for Maribyrnong in the House of Representatives. When he was Opposition Leader, he led his party (the centre-left Labor Party) to lost two consecutive losses, obviously both times were to the centre-right Coalition (which is a coalition between the Liberal Party and the National Party) because minor parties are hopeless in terms of trying to win government and elect the Prime Minister. The first time he lost was in 2016 to Malcolm Turnbull. Then he lost to Scott Morrison (Scomo) in 2019. Then he resigned as Labor leader but not from Parliament. Now he’s in Albo’s Cabinet. He invented the National Disability Insurance Scheme (the NDIS). In summary, he’s also known as Bull Shorty or Bullshit Shorten.

Bill Shorten sucks.

by MinecraftBloke123 May 14, 2023

The Sorenson

A bizarre and unfortunate mishap during anal sex where one participant accidentally slices their leg open (often on a nearby sharp object like a bed frame or discarded tool), requiring immediate medical attention and stitches, only to later become obsessively chatty about mundane topics like the weather as a coping mechanism or deflection tacTic.

“Dude, last night I pulled a total The Sorenson—mid-thrust, I gashed my shin on the nightstand, ended up with 8 stitches at the ER, and now all I can do is ramble about how rainy it’s been outside to avoid talking about it.”

by Upper left Nordic March 4, 2026

Nolan Sorento Is Lincoln March: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nolan Sorento Is Lincoln March: The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025