snowbunny season

Right before and right after major sports drafts when white girls are looking to find rich black athletes.

Friend: “Dude, Sarah is totally into you. Go for it man.”
Athlete: “Nah bro it’s Snowbunny season she’s probably faking.”

by Theleg3nd27 May 19, 2022

Irish Snowball

A large balloon filled with hot salt water and marbles, fired from a giant water balloon slingshot. This weapon of mass destruction was first used on the battle field, on a snowy day in New England, when Fahhkin Quincy kids declared war on Fahhkin North Quincy kids, and they met at Pageant Field to battle it out in an epic snowball fight. As the battle ensued, a shadowy, yet unusually well endowed Irish figure emerged from the woods, launching large white balls which resembled giant snowballs from a large slingshot-like device. Upon hitting their targets, it was clear they were not snowballs, but instead a balloon like object filled with marbles and hot salt water. The devastation caused each time a ball was launched sent the Fahhkin North Quincy kids running back to the McDonalds across from North Quincy High School, where they sat licking their wounds and wondering who the shadowy, yet well endowed, Irish figure was that single handedly ended their epic snowball fight on that fateful day, using the weapon that is now known as the 'Irish Snowball'

Dude that shadowy yet well endowed Irish figure firing Irish Snowballs, came out of nowhere. We never stood a chance!

by tommybombs February 9, 2017

SWD dirty snowball

cunnilingus, then ass to mouth, then snowball. The 'SWD' signifies Southwest Detroit as the originators' hometown of this tricky three-parter.

Girl #1:He was eating me out, then decided to hit my ass but instead of just cumming in my ass, he pulls out and cums in my mouth and wasn't afraid to kiss me and take some of that cum back! Girl #2: He pulled an SWD dirty snowball! What did you say his name was again?

by shhhhsugar August 25, 2010

upside down snowblower

When you cum in a girls mouth and walk around with her upside down holding her legs as she spits out your semen.

I just made that girl an "upside down snowblower".

by Upside snowblower June 8, 2016

facebook showboating

When a person want's to appear to other people as if they have a life when in all reality they're simply seeing attention and haven't quite figured out how to be interesting enough to do it for real.

Status Update: Jennifer

Hanging out with some friends — with Melissa and Jason at The St. Bar.

Comments:
Jason: I so needed this. Thank you girls so much. I love you all.
9 minutes ago · Like

Jennifer: Jason I will always be here no matter what comes in our life. I know you are hurting and I wish I could take the pain away! Love ya my bestie!!!!
7 minutes ago · Like
Anita: Aren't you guys sitting across the bar from each other? You're just facebook showboating.

by Aphroditesdesire January 27, 2012

undercover snowblower

Like a dutch oven, but different.

Gave dat ho an undercover snowblower

by TDGSR April 28, 2015

snowbird cocktail

when a snowbird or yankee visits a restaurant while staying in Florida for the winter they will order a free glass of water to save a little money. once the server brings the glass of water, the snowbird takes the lemon which is included with the glass of water, and squeezes its juice into the water, and then adds a couple packets of sugar or sugar substitute (which are sitting on the table and are also free), then mixes it all together so that they have a free glass of lemonade, or a "snowbird cocktail."

waiter: (sarcastically) those yankees over there are making snowbird cocktails, so I know I'll be getting a HUGE tip today.

by KowboyTrav May 25, 2007