snizzledick

A guy who keeps chasing after a crazy hooker of a girlfriend after she cheats on him, steals his money, truck, home and beats his punk ass at will. Probably molested as a child by his mother or granny and therefore does not understand the difference between love and sex.

Jimmy said "Mike got home from work and went down on his girl , when he realized once again that 3 different dudes loads were running down his chin, he tried to stop but she said she'd give him a beatdown if he stopped before she was done! Whats wrong with him? " I said he is a snizzledick of course.

by BKD1099 October 24, 2016

Snizzgrifter

An unscrupulous cunt who uses her vag as a means of emptying men's coffers.

After your dad's wife died of a self induced bowel obstruction he tried to find some comfort with that treacherous bitch Jen. After 3 super classy dinners at the Sizzler and a deluxe asshole bleaching went unanswered without as much as a stincky finger he realized she was nothing but a filthy Snizzgrifter trying to ride his Walmart pension to the high life!

by Scrunthole July 13, 2018

shizzle poppers

Any type of candy that pops in your mouth like candy rocks.

That bitch Katrina popped some shizzle poppers in her mouth.

by Jason (the Pimp of all pimps and hoes) October 29, 2007

Shizz Bazz

The antonym of Shizz Nazz. Frequently used in gaming for something that sucks to the extreme; the suxors; the possessor of noobness. Can also be used to refer to any extremely negative situation. Shizz Bazz was derived by online gamer The Great Hunting Dolphin (TGHD) after repeatedly pwning a player in Call of Duty 4 named Shizz Bazz.

Tom - "Dude, I am the shizz nazz!"
Mike - "No man, you came in dead last...you are the shizz bazz!"

Mike - "No freakin' way! I was first all game and that noob came in at the last second and won by 1 point! That's the shizz bazz!"

by Mike "TGHD" April 22, 2008

Scizzing

A form of jizzing at a much higher rate of speed. Speed jizzing. Where an individual can get off while running or just sitting and vigorously stimulating themselves as much as possible.

"Did you see that guy wearing that bag over his head? He was totally scizzing down the hallway."

by Nolegged Mexican Jumping Bean January 17, 2010

Shizzle Dang

adj. A word invented by Chris Smith that means super awesomely fucking raddest coolest bangin shit ever.
Often used in situations when descrbing something so awesome that it is undescribabubble.

Shizzle Dang! this is the meanest ice-cream!

by Chrismith July 21, 2010

Shizzbubbles

when someone has to take a shit and it bubbles in their butt hole because its so watery

person 1: aye yo babe i got me some shizzbubbles
person 2: okay ew why do you think i would want to know that
person 1: cuz i thought you might wanna pop em

by playmate213 March 1, 2011