Dick Sneeze

1) A moment which a man ejaculates into his partners nose, there in causing the partner to sneeze back on his dick.

2) A person who annoys you out of your butthole

1)Ahhh im going to cum.....'achoo' What the fuck

2)Stop being such dick sneeze

by Mussolini23 April 29, 2010

trucker's sneeze

The act of unclogging one's nostril by plugging the opposite nostril and blowing with reckless abandon, so as to expel a large amount of snot or other matter with little concern for where it lands.

I didn't have a tissue so I decided a trucker's sneeze was in order. I'm breathing a lot better now, but I definitely got a dirty look from the old lady that was feeding the ducks.

by 6 Days on the Road March 24, 2010

sneeze job

When you sneeze into someone's balls.

Achoo! Oh no...I just gave you a sneeze job

by tacotacogggg August 23, 2016

Sneeze-tipated

Like constipated. But a sneeze.

You know those times when you really really have to sneeze but it just won't work?
Yeah?
That's when you're sneeze-tipated.

by watermelongirl August 16, 2009

love sneeze

The violent unexpected expunging of a man's loins

Mark see's Steve's glistening glory in the post-match showers causing an immediate and embarassing love sneeze

by BeaverBee November 10, 2007

Sneeze in Braille

A phrase meaning to have a silent but powerful sneeze usually containing chunks of hard snot that resemble braille

Yesterday in class I sneezed in Braille
I’m going to sneeze in Braille

I sneezed in Braille yesterday and got a bloody nose

by DaddyDamien14 October 2, 2019

Cock sneeze

a, an adjective to describe a man who is a bit of a dick. The kinda guy who you want to slap good looking but it would take too much time. He is a cock sneeze.

Julie "John your such a cock sneeze!"

John "yeah Julie i know..."

by The Fairy Sesh Mother August 15, 2022