snatchapotamus

A large nasty cunt

Oh yeah, his third ex-wife was a real snatchapotamus

by when peacocks fly June 6, 2018

Snapchat Shit-faced Syndrome

A very serious illness where a person excessively posts snaps of their face while drunk

Jenny: Oh my god, have you seen Saras stories?
Emma: No, why?
Jenny: She got the Snapchat Shit-faced Syndrome and it's bad.
Emma: Oh, the good ole' triple S.

by gokioki aka gogoloco June 10, 2018

snatchappy

When you receive so many snatch snap chats you become very happy

After everything she sent me I become snatchappy

by Ninavagina February 28, 2018

Snapchat

The photo version of musically.

SNAPCHAT IS WHERE YOU SNAP A PHOTO AND EDIT.
SAY CHEEESE!

by VictoriaCrown1 May 8, 2018

Snapchat

1. A world wide social media source that is full of pre teen or teenage girls that have nothing better to do than lip sync to overplayed hip hop or pop songs or post over explicit videos captioned “mood” that displays grown folks twerking or getting hammered in the va jay jay by the specific other.

2. It is also a very great app for loners as they have streaks where you can try to keep the highest score with complete strangers that can be killers for all you know just to post on their crappy story “ 100 with whatever the fuckers name is”
3. Lastly a platform for f boys that get horny after family life and want to explore the female body

Dad: Y THEY HELL DIDN’T YOU CLEAN UP YO DAMN ROOM!!?
Snapchatter: I’m sorry I was busy lip syncing to Chun Li by Nicki Minaj
Dad: Gimme your damn phone
Snapchatter: Ugh take it
few moments later
Snapchatter: NOO I FORGOT TO ASK SOMEONE TO DO MY STREAKS
Snapchatter: *blows up*

by Staffordhoe347 August 27, 2018

Snapchatopotamus

An unattractive, overweight person that applies a snapchat filter to every selfie they take to attempt to make themselves attractive to anyone that sees the picture. Often used on dating websites to increase hit rate.

I was expecting to meet a slender, attractive girl with the skin of cleopatra. Instead I realised I'd agreed to a date with a snapchatopotamus.

by Pauloscouser September 14, 2018

Snapchat slut

A slut who sluts around on snapchat and out side of snapchat.

Ex: Brielle Breed is a snapchat slut
"Omg tru"

by lulbishhh September 27, 2018