spartan spear

where your bangin a chick from behind and right before your about to cum you pull out and hell SPARTA!! and ram it back in her

"i gave that ho the spartan spear last night , i really showed he what is was like in 300 A.D."

by ty1991 May 12, 2008

Smartass

Mr Scally, that is the definition of a smartass. An unfunny, dick that thinks he can teach a class when he can't even stop his cancerous book collection and stop making his girls look like they have cancer. He is a total fucking asshole and all of the year something's agree with me, even the teachers. Fuck you Mr Scally, you're a dick.

Guess who's a dick?
Mr Scally, the smartass?
You're fucking CORRECT!

by somekidatschool August 19, 2013

SPARTAN

An inconsistent and underachieving football team from East Lansing, Michigan. They are marked by a mascot with a giant head and an inferiority complex expressed through their hatred for the University of Michigan. A typical spartan will jeer and trash-talk before the Michigan-MSU game and, win or lose, burn a couch or two; riot; and trash-talk after the game.

The females of the species can be identified by a pleasing-to-the-eye countenance, but a very limited vocabulary and understanding of basic social skills. The males are unkempt, wearing either school colors (white and green) or t-shirts bearing cartoon images of large-breasted women and drunk men peeing. They generally smell of alcohol and have difficulty forming complete sentences.

MSU fan: "Michigan sucks, dude!"
Michigan fan: "But Michigan just beat the spartans convincingly."
MSU fan: "Yeah, but Michigan still sucks, dude!"
Michigan fan: "The spartan coaching staff did not make adequate in-game adjustments to Michigan's running game."
MSU fan: "Whatever dude. Michigan sucks and I'm burning a couch."
Michigan fan: *shakes head and walks away dumbfounded*

by sec fan October 5, 2005

smartacious

A way to make an idiot sound smart with a hint of sarcasm.

"Good going idiot!", becomes, "Good going smartacious!"

by Otaku-sama January 27, 2008

smartnessnositude

to be incredibly smart and full of intelligence and awesomeness, but mostly intelligence :D

__________ is TOTALLY full of smartnessnositude!!!

by BOSHMAN...i mean person March 27, 2009

spartan war helmet

When a man's penis goes from the top of a girl/guys head to their nose like a spartan helmet

I went over to cindys house last night, I gave her the old spartan war helmet. When we were done she kicked me down the stairs yelling "this is OVER!!!

by c_lurch May 18, 2014

Rear END Spartan

when she does a hand stand you use a ancient condom"sperm dired condom" to fuck her in a anail plessure

Dude Your mom let me give her such a hardcore Rear END spartanlast night it made me crie.

by Sparta600 October 17, 2011