Ass Slurpee

When you take the top of a slurpee cup and lick someone’s asshole threw it

When Ashley seen Mikey’s ass at the party she wanted to give him a ass slurpee

by Project Blue Book July 29, 2021

Lil Slurpee

The definition of a bad rapper. If I took something out of my anus and showed it to you. It would be lil Slurpee. Look up his songs. Benz, True Facts, NMD. True facts talks about assault. “You better watch yourself before you get the belt.” Do you like that type of rapper. I mean, he can’t even get a girl? Ella, Emma, you name it, he’s gotten rejected by them. Oh and he dated Hristiyana and liked Nia Klepp! To pissy to ask her out though

Her: Hey did you here about the new rap song?
Him: Yeah it’s awful, just like Lil Slurpee.

by Theneighbortothrleft December 15, 2018

Slurpee

A phenomenal blowjob during which you can actually hear your girl slurping on your dick. Characterized by sloppiness, toe curling and fuddin' the whole time.

My girl gave me slurpee last night that damn near gave me a heart attack.

by Pierced69 October 02, 2022

slurpee

when a female gives you brain

destiney gave me slurpee in the airplane restroom

by ngunggg June 23, 2021

slurpee

Someone who is super popular and seems very sweet, but once you let them in, you realize they're vain, self-centered and very toxic.

We hired her thinking she was a rockstar, but she sued us for "suppressing her rights." Turns out she was a slurpee.

by twncntry December 23, 2021

Slurpee

A person who jerks of to too much furry porn and does it 4 times a day.

Guy #1:Jey look over there that's such a Slurpee

Guy#2 :facts

by Mr.UniverseVR June 23, 2022

Slurpee

The female equivalent of receiving a "blowjob" or head.

"Jenine girl go get yourself a slurpee you deserve it"

by The genius johnson February 26, 2022