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Slumpkin

A bitch falls in the toilet ass first, legs straight up, now she’s in the shape of a V. The guy then proceeds to sit on the toilet backwards and receives fellatio while taking a dump on her chest
I walked in the bathroom and caught my mom giving my dad a slumpkin
by YoloWhite May 10, 2025
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scumping

licking the scum off dirty dish water spitting the chunky juices onto your crotch before pleasuring yourself pushing the lumps of soggy cold food into the urethra of ones penis then cumming to shoot them out like a blow dart.
scumping is my absolute favorite pass time, you should try it some time!!
by floofer030 May 20, 2025
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Slurping Snickers

pressing your lips against someone's asshole and forcibly sucking out a turd.
"I'm meeting with Joe, might be Slurping Snickers out of him tonight."
by SnickerSlurper69 July 4, 2025
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When you start mischievously slurp something in front of your friends in a suggestive way, you say "I'm slurping it up like John fisher".
Guy 1: "Bro, stop doing that, its weird"
Guy 2: "But I'm slurpin' it up like John Fisher!"
by JohnFisherTheGoat July 29, 2025
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tree stumping

To spit on the ground and put ones cigarette out in the saliva and leave it sticking upwards towards the sky.
"Dammit, I always get butts on my shoes because some dumbass keeps tree stumping"
by Dee Lauris September 29, 2004
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reverse-slumming

Hanging out in an enclave of the rich when you yourself live in or are staying in a distinctly more modest neighborhood.
While visiting a friend in San Diego who lives on Ladrillo St., I spent an afternoon walking the streets and bluffs of La Jolla. When I asked my friend to drop me off on his way to work, I said, "I'm going to go reverse-slumming in La Jolla."
by Paula K August 26, 2007
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chump stumping

A deliberate act of sabotage through misdirection or misinformation aimed at maintaining locus of control in interpersonal interactions; often times involves deliberately withholding key information or misrepresenting policy or procedure in an effort to manipulate others, typically for personal gain.
Janie knew the intern would outshine her at the next board meeting, so she chump stumped him by telling him the APR was .01% as opposed to .1%. All of his figures were off, and he looked foolish after Janie pointed out “his simple math mistake”.

Chump Stumping can also be used reflexively

The customer had many questions about the return policy and seemed hesitant to purchase the item. Tom really needed the commission, so he answered all the customer’s questions but stumped the chump by not mentioning service and repackage fees on return.
by mollymoo5 October 17, 2010
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