sit on the stool

When Hannah is being very cross on Valentine's Day

Boy: Hey what are you doing alone in the dark there?

Hannah: Oh, me? Just taking a sit on the stool.

by therealest6669 February 14, 2014

Sit on it

Sit on it happens is something that happens for a month in January

You see sit on it

Sit on it is a monthly event

by Hornhornhornhormhormh December 21, 2020

Sit me down

The equivalent of holding somebody down most often used in scenarios involving either violence in which you need to be hold back and tacked to your senses or a strong desire of positive or negative kind.

1.
Sharona: I know you're trifling ass can't survive not being the center of attention all the time but you'll need to find a way.....
Shalliza: the only way for me to get this much attention were to break my foot up in your ass before somebody sit me down .

2.
Jack: ooooow this girl is to hot y'all better sit me down.

by Dodoface March 23, 2022

sit on my lap

A term used to say 'be quite' in a playful or sexual way. Not to be take literally though.

GF- I hate you, you're such a fucking retard.
BF- sit on my lap, hoe

by that kind of dad September 25, 2016

sit on my lap

1; what your male friend or bf might say to you if your acting up. usually a insulting or playful way to say "be quite"
2; sometimes to be taken more literally. commanding a female to sit on the males lap to cause an erection, resulting in the female being punched in the ass by it.

1; bitch- "your annoying me, gtfo"
ass hat- " bitch, sit on my lap"
2; fuck boy- "sit on my lap"
hoe- "okayyy daddy"

by that kind of dad June 2, 2016

Sit-down

A extended period of time when you smoke mad bud and get mad blazed.

Me and my bro had a 5 gram sit-down and we were tripping balls!
yo we going to have a 10 gram sit-down before we eat that 20 foot pizza,because we will have crazy munchies!!

by Widmer November 4, 2005

sit on my lap

1; what your male friend or bf might say to you if your acting up. usually a insulting or playful way to say "be quite"
2; sometimes to be taken more literally. commanding a female to sit on the males lap to cause an erection, resulting in the female being punched in the ass by it.

1; bitch- "your annoying me, gtfo"
ass hat- " bitch, sit on my lap"
2; fuck boy- "sit on my lap"
hoe- "okayyy daddy."

by that kind of dad June 2, 2016