simposium

A meeting with someone to discuss and to correct their simp-like behavior.

Person: *lets random girl take a sip of their drink*
Person’s Friend: “Hey bro, are you simping over there? I’ve gotta invite you to a simposium.” *shakes head in disbelief*

by Smoked Bear March 25, 2020

ashlee simpson

A singer that many of her idiot fans can't seem to realize that she uses vocal enhancements on her album.

Which means she can't sing for shit, it's all enhanced. She sounds like shit live and the whole acid reflex deal was a fake.

She also has yet to be original. Her music styles, lyrics and looks all come from another celeb.

Ashlee doesn't deserve her fame,
it's a shame.

Ashlee Simpson:I'll just fool everyone into thinking I can sing so they'll by my album and i'll get rich. Haha suckers.

by Lindsayyayyy May 22, 2006

Simpsonitis

Originating in the Yonge and Eglinton area of Toronto Canada. It Is the act of getting very high on Percocet and drunk off Smirnoff Ice or Coors Light. It entails calling everyone around you a “cunt” while feverishly scratching there neck, face, and penis due to the Percocet high. A small penis accompanies this disorder along with mild confusion and retardation. Affected hosts also try and use speech to text on there IPhones but can not properly be understood due to having a partial cock in there mouth. (Sometimes just the tip)

GROUP TEXT CONVERSATION:

Jason: I’m gonna now the wall with beard candy ape ape!
Bosco: wtf?!? Is this Yorkie?

Carlos: jason take the whole cock out of your mouth bro

Jason: cunt I’m going to climb a tree with my pony and cjdnfkxcn

Jj: even the tip pops!... even the tip....

Matt: I’m so high right now...

Bosco: cunts got a case of the Simpsonitis!

by Double triple August 17, 2020

Charlie Simpson

A dude that used to be in a boyband called Busted.

He has incredibly large eyebrows/slugs.

He is now in a band called Fightstar.

Charlie Simpson has very big eyebrows O.o;

by Emicat January 1, 2006

Ashlee Simpson

dumbass who ruined the Orange Bowl with her non-singing.

I loved the Orange Bowl.
I hate Ashlee Simpson

by Russ Man August 26, 2005

Simpsons

A good show with humor of epic proportions. Some of the newer series are a litlle disapointing, but these episodes are still better than anything else.

You don't like the SImpsons? WHITCH!

by Total Dylan January 10, 2005

Bart Simpson Syndrome

Children of neglectful parents often view any attention as good attention. They may do bad things like knock over trash cans in front of adults to get yelled at. The same people grow up to spew hateful and ignorant crap on the internet for the same reason. They have little to no friends and reading angry responses to their posts is the highlight of their day. Don't hate these pitiful bastards, feel sorry for them.

Steve: "Did you see the comment that guy wrote on youtube? What's his problem?"

Ron: "He's got Bart Simpson syndrome."

by xXJesterPsychoticXx August 23, 2010