Ovulation Situation

When a woman suddenly, and otherwise inexplicably, becomes obsessed with babies, pregnancy, nesting, etc. during a particular time of her cycle.

Girl: "Do you think someday we will have little babies?"
Guy: "Thought you didn't want kids?"
Girl: "Well, I do now. Must be an ovulation situation."

by HopelessCynic August 7, 2011

Man Down Situation

When someone is having a moment or chain of events in which they are having a negitive outurn of events. This word is usually taken in a silly matter.

Girl: Ouch! I broke a fingernail.
Boy: Oh my gosh, this is a Man Down Situation!

by J. No More Drama January 19, 2011

there is a situation

The origin is Hebrew, a very common phrase in Israel. Used to denote the fact that some proposal is possible, but the answer is not final.

He: Would you like to go out to a pub?
Me: There is a situation

by Roee Adler March 14, 2005

hungry as a hostage in a holdup situation

When you believe that your hunger is a equivalent to that of a hostage who has been kidnapped by a terrorist or a bankrobber, without food or drink.

We better get some food now, I'm hungry as a hostage in a holdup situation

by Tim Douglass February 19, 2008

Situationship

A person in a complicated relationship that is too difficult for a normal word.

Stan: Aw man, my girl is telling me she won't pay her child support!
Craig: Oh shit, seems like you're in a serious situationship!

by Meka B April 3, 2015

situationally gay

Only engaging in homosexual activity in particular situations. Such situations could be a party, spring break, really, any event involving alcohol.

What a wife tells herself to make herself feel better. "My husband only makes out with guys because he's 'situationally gay', he's not 'really gay'.

by FunAndStuff September 28, 2008

Situationals

a protective garment for those funny moments when you just can't hold it in any longer. sort of like depends... but for hipsters.

example 1:
friend 1: hey you wanna go see the new tina fey movie?

friend 2: sure, but let me put on a fresh situational.

example 2:

good thing we're not watching a comedy tonight, at least I won't need my situationals.

by monelisa503 August 15, 2009