A person who tries awfully hard to fart but poops instead. Sensitive aswell, who farts and then starts crying. A person who claims to have expelled the Biggest Fart In The World Fart, yet to be proven, claims to have shaken the house and rattled the windows. This is ridiculous. No fart in the world shakes houses and rattles windows.
Simeon is a bungee pooper. The kind of poop that just hangs off your rear before it falls into the water. Unfortunately, Simeon often Jailbreaks, when forcing a poop, severeal farts slip out at a machine gun pace.
by nikynokynonoi December 16, 2011
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usually friends with Asians.
Has a damn gud ass ( not to be proud of, hes a guy hpefully)
usually friends with Asians.
Has a damn gud ass ( not to be proud of, hes a guy hpefully)
by yokyokmum December 3, 2011
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one who shits on peoples chests, mainly panda bears named John, and usually during video games, such as madden and fifa
Simeon: Get shitted on!!
Simeon: would you like me to get you some toilet paper for your chest?
George: hey John, whats that brown stain on your chest?
Simeon: sure you wanna wear that shirt? i would hate to stain it
Chris: i smell shit, where's Simeon?
Simeon: just had some laxatives, im ready for fifa :)
Simeon: would you like me to get you some toilet paper for your chest?
George: hey John, whats that brown stain on your chest?
Simeon: sure you wanna wear that shirt? i would hate to stain it
Chris: i smell shit, where's Simeon?
Simeon: just had some laxatives, im ready for fifa :)
by getshittedon! December 28, 2010
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Get the Simeon mug.A form of dance that takes every ounce of your time and money. Causes extreme fusturation and anger. The evil slave driver, also called your ballet instructor, takes all of your money and still gives you crappy parts. High ammounts of stage make-up are required.
Guy: "Can you go to the movies on Friday?"
Simeon: "No I'm so sorry I have ballet"
Guy: "Saturday?"
Simeon: "No I'm so sorry I have ballet"
Guy: "Sunday?"
Simeon: "No I'm so sorry I have ballet"
You get the point....
Simeon: "No I'm so sorry I have ballet"
Guy: "Saturday?"
Simeon: "No I'm so sorry I have ballet"
Guy: "Sunday?"
Simeon: "No I'm so sorry I have ballet"
You get the point....
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-not unlike salmon, your boys are swimming upstream to spawn....however, you are drunk, and we all know that when you are drunk you can't get a girl pregnant
see also whoops-a-daisy
-not unlike salmon, your boys are swimming upstream to spawn....however, you are drunk, and we all know that when you are drunk you can't get a girl pregnant
see also whoops-a-daisy
C'lins - "you perform the Simcoe Salmon Swim last night?"
Mac - "you would be punctilious in assuming so"
C'lins - "awesome man! i hope you were drunk though"
Mac - "fuck, mother fucker, i know how to execute the mother fucking simcoe salmon swim, i practically invented that shit"
C'lins - "let us celebrate with the drinking of several pabst blue ribbons"
Mac - "you would be punctilious in assuming so"
C'lins - "awesome man! i hope you were drunk though"
Mac - "fuck, mother fucker, i know how to execute the mother fucking simcoe salmon swim, i practically invented that shit"
C'lins - "let us celebrate with the drinking of several pabst blue ribbons"
by NotTheFather123 October 13, 2006
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