shartisan

one with incredible fecal sensitivity and the true skill to discern mud from air when evacuating their bowels

I thought for sure Jeremy was gonna shit himself after all that beer and Taco Bell, but he's a true shartisan who kept it under control.

by The Devil's Right Hand July 17, 2010

Shart

A fart that turns shitty

The dude sharted and left a spot on my couch when he was trying to make out with me. When I asked him to leave he had a huge wet stain on his ass..omg!!!

by moowillie March 9, 2011

Sharticle blapping

When a partial shart occurs whilst in the process of blapping.

Can't believe I partially sharted while I was blapping my mrs last nite!! Sharticle Blapping was such a shocker!

by Squapstars October 16, 2011

Shart Hound

1.) Someone who has an uncanny ability to call people out for sharting

I didn't think anyone noticed when I sharted in class yesterday until that Shart Hound sitting two rows behind me called me out.

by Cunt Wizard December 9, 2014

shart house

A restaurant, or fine eating establishment which begs you to question the risk/reward of their deliciousness of food vs. the time it takes for you to completely shit your pants after eating. "Shart Houses," usually refer to "Short Order," restaurants where the food is questionably prepared by often unsavory employees; however, the food tastes so good you don't care if you blow your o-ring and completely ruin your trousers.

Example 1: "Let's go eat at John's restaurant. That place is a REAL shart house."

Conversation:
Friend 1: "All that's open now is that shart house, John's."
Friend 2: "Fuck it, let's go."
Friend 1: "We can order a bowl rattler special."

by ZT14 July 2, 2016

Shart Splart

When you're wearing jockey briefs and you shart down each leg

I accidenatly did a shart splart while at the pub

by Fritzjim April 16, 2017

Shart Sausage

An extreme form of your usual Shart or even more extreme Mudslide. A Shart Sausage occurs when your butthole is so loose, what you believe to be passing wind turns out to be a fully formed bottom log implanted directly into your underoos.

Example

Dude #1: "As if my life needed to be more embarrassing, I totally just let go a Shart Sausage."

Dude #2: Seriously?! Did you leave your buttplug in again? How is that possible?

Dude #1: A cursed combo of Indian and several ounces of cheese...

by Antimattergizmo April 19, 2017