shumpt

When you take a shit and cum at the same time

Indeed, I have shumpt myself...

by KenaiCanoe_ December 31, 2020

shumo

a nickname given to sosé hovannisian’s sold as labradoodle, not labradoodle. also referred to as schuppo, shumoshipat, shumoshipash, schuppy, and his legal name - Moush.

*Sose enters the house

“HI SHUMO. HI SCHUPPIPASH!!”

by soséhovannisianfanpage January 28, 2021

Shumon

A intimidating character who many fear. Shumon can be very money motivated, and always eager to make new plans. He can be family oriented. No matter how rude he can be, his heart is set for one person only

Yo you don’t want Shumon involved.

by Leeselove February 8, 2021

Shumphser

A Shumphser is Used to Describe A moist Surface That isn’t made of Wood and hasn’t been wettened

Daimon:Damn Chris that surface sure was a Shumphser ,damn, it was to moist to eat on

Chris : wtf are you on a bout and what is a Shumphser

by That big fat daddy rat February 18, 2021

Shumbles

another way of saying youre in shambles, but its so much worse than that

often a captioned on a crying or fed up picture of sapnap or karl jacobs.

gp*gc was in shumbles last night
you mean shambles?

no. SHUMBLES.

by mamma12323 April 16, 2021

Shuming

Shuming:Shuming is to Cum then go into the Shower.

Examples
"Hey, Mike Tyson how was Shuming last night" Oh it was nice I had great clarity. "

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by Mighty Shummer October 19, 2021

shumalumadingdong

when your pp do dance

John: hey, can u come hangout tonight?

Nathan: sorry, I’m in the middle of a shumalumadingdong session.

by huhrawz November 15, 2021