screenfucker

What angry 13 year-olds yell at each other while playing split-screen Halo.

*boom headshot* How did you know I was there?!!! YOU SCREENFUCKER!!!!!

by beach house June 16, 2009

Screenshot or it never happened

Used on primarily forums/online games.

The author normally feels inferior because of what OP posted, and so, to regain his pride he asks for a screenshot to prove if the event is true.

fag1: i didn't pirate my games, they're all backups.

fag2: screenshot or it never happened

fag1: i aced TT with only a glock
fag2: screenshot or it never happened

fag1: I JUST BEAT LVL 150 CHAOS WITHOUT USING AI EXPLOITS
fag2: screenshot or it never happened

by bangfish September 22, 2009

Screen Capping

1. To capture ones computer screen.

Used mostly when something funny appears on screen (ie funny facebook statuses, funny video chats ect.)

Wow are you reading Jenna's status? The entire football team is spamming her with Lady Gaga because she wrote Poker Face as her status I'm "screen capping" this one for the yearbook

by Jamed777 April 27, 2010

Blue Screen Bitch

In an FPS video game, mainly Halo 2 - Somebody that has bad host and induces the game to 'lag out' and goes into a blank blue screen for a period of time. This can also be used by n00bs against a sinlge team to make them stop moving which enables the other team to kill them while in this state.

OMG Smithy you blue screen bitch...Thats the only way you can get a fucking kill!

by J0YCIE November 3, 2006

Screenwriter

The Inventor of a film.

The most under-valued person in the filmmaking process.

Person#1: "Casablanca, what a masterpiece. You know it took four screenwriters to write that?

Person#2: "What's a Screenwriter?"

by jazz4 March 27, 2011

screen rape

When somebodyy looks at your screen while playing a multiplayer videogame on the same TV. It is used mostly when you see that somebody is in your general area with your peripheral vision and you decide to go kill them by looking at their screen to see where they are. Looking at their controler also gives you the advantage of when they are going to attack. Screen rapers are often caught when your running up behiend someone and they turn around for no reason and kill you unexpectedly and use they crappy excuse that they saw you on radar.

Screen rape!! Screen raper!! You just turned around for no reason right as I went to punch you in the back.

by JT12345 July 5, 2008

Screen

In weed terms, a screen is a metal or glass filter designed to let smoke through and keep ash out.

Use screens with a pipe or a bong.

by GodSend222 August 4, 2008