Clown Shoeing

What one says when they wish to have an anonymous bowel movement in a public office bathroom. The act of wearing clown shoes would reduce any coworkers attempt to identify the person producing the #2 by observing their footwear.

Common Variants " Wearing Clown Shoes ", " Donning my Clownies", " WCS "

Verb: "Clowning It" - the act of changing ones shoes to avoid bathroom stall detection.

Informal: "Dude, lunch with our client was great but I was seriously clown shoeing when I got back to the office "

Formal: " I would like to continue with this TPS report conversation, however I have to take a moment and wear my clown shoes."

by oldmeatwad January 17, 2013

420No-scoping

To get really high and tie bandana's around our eyes and proceed to intercourse

Yesterday, I went crazy and me and my girlfriend decided to start 420No-scoping each other.

by Princethief December 21, 2014

no-scoping

A move that is usually based around the FPS genre of video games. Its when someone that uses a sniper rifle or another firearm with a scope but doesn't actually use the scope within several shots.

Lenny: "Aw man, what are you doing with that sniper rifle? You're supposed to use the scope!"
Bawbeh: "m8, i'm testing out my no-scoping skills u faggot."
Lenny: "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

by LeJason November 6, 2015

Office Shopping

to take office supplies for personal use (i.e. to steal)

Joannie needed some extra packing tape for home so the next day at work, she went office shopping.

by Elvira Pepper February 7, 2017

Lil shopping cart

One of the greatest rappers of the century. His hits include “MVP”, “Cooking Stew in the pot”, “holy”, and other famous hits.

He has recently accumulated over 70 subscribers. Just this year, he did a collaboration with Lil Ollie Oop, in a song titled “MVP”. It was a great hit worldwide.

“You’re more litter than my babysitter” -Lil Shopping Cart, 2019.

Guy 1: “yo sub to lil shopping cart”
Guy 2: “already did bro”
Guy 1: “lit”

by saltyespepperno June 4, 2019

supervisor shopping

Supervisor Shopping refers to the act of going to a specific supervisor whom you desire to get the answer you want.

1: "Victor is supervisor shopping, so he can get out of work early"
2: "Aw, what the hell?! He's probably asking that supervisor he's close with"

1: "I got called into the boss office today and he accused me of being a supervisor shopper!"

2: "What a bitch!"

by enderhav March 15, 2023

Justice-shopping

Shoplifting or looting while black.

- Target employee: If you don't stop shoplifting I'm going to call the police!
-Ta'Keisha: It's not shoplifting, it's justice-shopping! BLM! Reparations now! No justice no pea... (being taken into custody)

by Urbanitito September 7, 2023