Shank War

A fight consisting of thrusts or jabs to the side commonly used by teenagers.

"Yo, that shank war in math class yesterday was tyte!"

by XxThe_WalrusxX January 22, 2010

Jizz-Shank

A knife fashioned in prison using successive layers of phone book pages soaked in one's semen. A Jizz-Shank is made over several months or years, usually. It generally takes about one night for a layer to dry.

I's gonna stab Marty in the lunchroom with my "Jizz-Shank!"

by Nico Nico Nico January 16, 2008

wanker shank

the act of stabbing someone while they're wanking (masturbating)

dude, did you hear about fuqua? he got wanker shanked in the bathroom while he was ejaculating!

by the Damon8r January 10, 2009

Corn Shank

a shank made from a corn cob

Those indians just tried to corn shank me!

by zane houston April 20, 2008

shank

To stab someone in Gears of War 3 with your Retro Lancer

Hey cover me guys, I'm gonna go shank someone for a stylish kill!

by Shiny Zebra September 28, 2011

Shonkalay

A wild-card word used in place of swearing or for comic effect.

For example: Shut the shonkalay up! What the shonkalay are you talking about? I'm tired of this shonkalay.

Not solely for swearing: "Where'd I put that shonkalay. I put shonkalay on my cereal in the morning.

by Fresh Corn December 9, 2016

shanksh

basically a cooler way of saying thanks. props to MC, much love. you cool kids in sp who say it: you know who you are.

also commonly used: "schwat" <-- figure it out

person #1: "Hey cool shirt"
person #2: "hey shanksh."

by shanksh May 15, 2006