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shrimping

When you stick a shrimp in the urethra of your penis.
Oh man shrimping makes me spurt white milky gobs.
by ilovetogoshrimping April 12, 2024
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shmpingle

1. a small multi-coloured insectoid creature

2. a verb that doesn't really mean anything
1. "he was left in a room with a shmpingle

2. you've been shmpingled
by Shmpingle May 21, 2024
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Schlomping the whitebait

( Italian mid 1500s ) To complete the sex act and then stand and throw the used condom at your unsuspecting partner.
To Schlomp ( verb ) ... throw. The act of Schlomping. " My husband likes Schlomping the whitebait.
As in " Hey Gloria that was great sex " " Here catch the whitebait !". Splat !! I was schlomped last night.
by Thumper of Flower November 3, 2024
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Schlomping the whitebait

( Italian mid 1500s ) To complete the sex act and then stand and throw the used condom at your unsuspecting partner.
To Schlomp ( verb ) ... throw. The act of Schlomping. " My husband likes Schlomping the whitebait.
As in " Hey Gloria that was great sex " " Here catch the whitebait !". Splat !! I was schlomped last night.
by Thumper of Flower November 3, 2024
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Schlomping the whitebait

( Italian mid 1500s ) To complete the sex act and then stand and throw the used condom at your unsuspecting partner.
To Schlomp ( verb ) ... throw. The act of Schlomping. " My husband likes Schlomping the whitebait.
As in " Hey Gloria that was great sex " " Here catch the whitebait !". Splat !! I was schlomped last night.
by Thumper of Flower November 23, 2024
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shlunging

When someone kills another person and then sucks his dick and makes them cum out blood and when they die they get someone to jump on the body a day or two after and then sucks the maggots and fluids out of their penis. It’s a disgusting thing and the word describes the full illegal act.
Person 1: let’s go shlunging
Person 2: we should do it to billy
*they shlung billy*
by verticalguitarist28 December 9, 2024
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Shrimping

Verb
When a digital artist sits down and arches their back over their tablet, resembling an overcooked shrimp. Known to cause back issues. Remind your artist friends the importance of good posture.
Jerry has been shrimping all day trying to finish up his commission queue.
by DracoWhale January 8, 2025
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