The shivering scottsman

Finding a scottish man playing the bagpipes, lift up his kilt and shove a popsicle in his ass.

McLaren's pipes sounded a bit hoarse after I snuck up on him and gave him the shivering scottsman.

by Lord Pignuts February 21, 2009

shiver me timbers

Pirate for "shake my bones". Used during times of crises like, bad storms, pillaging gone wrong or seeing an ugly wench. Generally a non-wuss way of saying "I'm a-scared!"

Well shiver me timbers, that wench is makin' my zemmiphobia flair up, yarrrg!!!

by Detroflem J. April 15, 2006

San Francisco Shiner

When a gay male punches a woman in the eye.

"Stop calling yourself my faghag, woman, or I'll give you a San Francisco Shiner!"

"Fiona didn't stop talking, so Anthony had to give her the San Francisco Shiner. That'll teach her!"

by AnthonyBSmith June 26, 2007

Shiver me timbers

What most people don't know is that the pirate saying "shiver me timbers" actually means to "brake the boat". You see timber is obviously wood. The word shiver is to break or split, also referring to a fragment or splinter. In other words "split my wood". This term would most likely be used in an attack from another pirate ship. It does not mean the following: getting laid, an exclamation of surprise, or that you are cold. However most people do use it as an exclamation of surprise.

Come on ye Scallywags' break out yar cannon's Shiver me timbers!!

by Imapirateduh January 31, 2007

rim shiner

A homosexual black male who trix thugs into getting their butthole licked instead of their twenties cleaned

"gimme a dolla"
"Hell no crackhead"
"Man I'll shine yo rim"
"Ok but make sure you get all of them AHHH mutha fucka get yo tongue outta my ass"

by makaveli March 23, 2003

Shitzer

Taking shower after taking a shit, an environmentally friendly procedure since the use of toilet paper will be eliminated.

Frat brother 1: Yo Chad hurry up we're going to be late for your initiation.
Frat brother 2: No worries bro he's coming out right after taking a shitzer.

by James McGlennen August 25, 2007

Shiver my liver

When you see something that creeps you out. Something like a pet peeve.

guy: Dude, I saw Jennifer's body last night! Wow, that did shiver my liver!

other guy: Umm yea *walks away*

by alibaba_jajaja November 20, 2009