The Morning Shakedown

Shanking the shit out of someone from 4 AM to 10 am.

Are you ready for The Morning Shakedown?

by NoahNoodle December 22, 2020

You got shaqed

The term "you got shaqed" refers to your wife or gf shoving a big black meat horse cock in your ass and turns your insides into mom spaghetti.

Me: My girlfriend used a moby huge on me

Friend: Damn bro, you got shaqed.

by UrBn-_-Zombie April 12, 2022

shabed

a shabed is a man who enjoys taking men to bed. The shabed also enjoys women but cannot get it up for them.

kamal: yo humza why do they call u shabed
humza: because i take men to bed

by shazebra July 4, 2009

Montgomery Shakedown

Hanging someone upside down and spitting into their anus.

Johnny snatched my girl so I gifted him a Montgomery Shakedown, courtesy of the chef.

by MisterPerson April 14, 2015

shavery

word to describe wood shavings

man: so if saw dust is powdery, wat is wood shavings?
woman: shavery??

by Satan with a Perm April 21, 2010

shaned

The act of (knowingly or unknowingly) screwing someone over.

Tim: I wanted a good house but I got shaned and got a crappy one.
Bob: Word

by Snoop Da Loop January 16, 2009

pear-shaped

sadly wrong, awry (usually in past tense)

Everything was going well until the afternoon, then it all went pear-shaped.

by Alcyon April 26, 2005