Shark carpet

Prickly region that was shaved a couple days ago
"Oh dang, my girlfriend hasn't shaved in a couple days and my junk got chewed up by her shark carpet."
by Tacitblu July 19, 2016
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toilet shark

the imaginary animal you feed when you shit in a toilet..
by brownbomma November 01, 2010
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Shark Bear

1. The combination of the two greatest predators on the planet. Known to kill with a single glance.

2. The pinnacle of evolution.
Guy 1: "Have you ever seen a Shark Bear?"

Guy 2: "I'm alive talking to you, so no."
by joebob16 January 21, 2010
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Shark Sandwich

An album from the rock group Spinal Tap.
Marty: "The review for Shark Sandwich was merely a two word review which simply read shit sandwich."
by Oreon July 26, 2008
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mud shark

n. 1. Non-black girl who strictly sleeps with black men.
2. Kim Kardashian.
1: That mud shark posed naked in playboy. And she let some
black dude pee in her mouth.
2: What a nasty whore!
by Bruce Jenner December 16, 2007
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Freshers Shark

A freshers shark is an older student at university, usually in second, third and fourth years who hunt down and pull a lot of students who have just started their first year of university.
"Have you been fresher sharking?"
"She pulled loads of first years, she is such a Freshers shark"
by Lozza Law August 18, 2011
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Ankle Shark

An ankle shark is a term (noun) for a cat when it is stalking around your ankles, often brushing against your leg. Also used as a verb, ankle sharking, to describe the activity itself.
Here comes that little ankle shark, Muffin.
by JpodNi February 06, 2020
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