gone pear-shaped

When something potentially good has gone disastrously wrong. Similar to "taking a turn for the worst" or going "pete tong".

"It all went pear-shaped for England when that shavne headed fool stepped up for the first pen, innit".

by Andy Cooke June 28, 2004

U-shaped

Bad. Not good. Wrong. Not right.

I saw a dog get hit by a car and it was U-shaped.

by Stacy Jo March 24, 2008

Wearing the shades

When someone has suddenly become very cool, and slick.

Or when in a relationship, the cooler person of the two.

"Look who's wearing the shades now!!"

"I'm wearing the shades in this relationship"

by ThatKidDanYol March 28, 2010

Pull the shades

The act of lowering the window shades so people walking by outside can't see you masturbating.

Has become synonymous with the act of masturbating, to where simply saying you "pulled the shades" means you rubbed one out.

College Guy 1: Hey man, you wanna go get some food?
College Guy 2: I can't right now.
College Guy 1: Why the fuck not?
College Guy 2: Because I'm about to pull the shades, man!!

by Sebastian Haff August 14, 2009

Fifty Shades of Grey

Bad fanfiction written by a 14 year old girl based off of Twilight categorized as "Mommy Porn".

Did you read Fifty Shades of Grey?

by Ciararocks1000 June 27, 2012

Shakesfeare

The raging fear of anything written or relating to William Shakespeare.

Person 1: Did you hear about that test on Romeo and Juliet?
Person 2: Yeah, I've got some major Shakesfeare for that.

by No thank you. May 20, 2011

Shareshagged

Shareshagged

Shareshagged- Verb (past tense)

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Share - when someone passes something on
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Shag - British for 'making love'
= Shareshagged

A groovy word to say when:

Someone shares all your content (e.g. images/music/videos/writing) on the Internet in a frenzy.
It makes you feel they are making a statement of intent that they like you!

As every single one of George's posts got re-shared by the same person, he felt shareshagged!

by MartinSherv October 11, 2012