Term referring to a woman who’s face resembles that of a Muppets reject that was tossed into storage, forgotten about, stolen by a couple of meth heads, left on a porch in the rain, tossed in a dryer on high heat, then discarded in the trash where it eventually ends up in a sewer.

“Donna is a sewer muppet.”

Sewer Muppet by Laura Courtney November 18, 2022

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sewer rat

a ratsexual that everyone hates who isn't even a rat but a mouse.

"that sewer rat was disgusting"

sewer rat by dopaminerat June 3, 2023

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sewer rat

a ratsexual that everyone hates, and isn't even a rat but a mouse

sewer rat's shouldnt't exist

sewer rat by dopaminerat June 3, 2023

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Sewer rats

Unlike a solo ratchet the sewer rat tends to be multiple. You never see them just hear them, unless you are what they want to prey on. They stay in the dark and/or like hoodies. They seem to only be a problem for couples. They all have a habit of distracting one to keep you wondering if you really just seen that. While the other is getting promise's of sex and ideas of money and power. When these ugly creatures are around it's not as obvious as you would think so if at any time you think "is my partner really getting a hand job in the same room as me?" The answer is you probably have a sewer rat problem.

Jim: Where is Jack? haven't really seen him around.
John: He's been playing in the gutters and the sewer rats sunk their teeth in.
Jim: poor Jill does she know?
John: she thinks she's going crazy and no one has the heart to tell her it's sewer rats.
Jim: that's fatal! Their relationship will never last now! I call dibs on her!
John: aren't you just a sewer rat in the making.

Sewer rats by puffin tuffnstuff June 7, 2023

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