seed funding

The money required for upkeep of any sproglets resulting from spreading your seed.

Andrew was forced to take yet another job for seed funding of his former friend's new twins.

by Love6figuregridreferences December 7, 2019

Curm seed

A melon

Your a Curm seed.

by Nakejae March 15, 2022

breakup seed

when your partner wants to break up, and they gradually keep bringing it up until you let them have their way

She planted the breakup seed last New Year's, and we were done five months later.

by Doos Jarus December 31, 2020

junk seeds

slang for testicles

A swift kick to the junk seeds will drop most any man.

by Uncle Percy December 20, 2013

seed swap

Dogging

Linda and Keith went to a seed swap last night.

by Buttonswap2021 January 26, 2021

Seed Sniffer

Someone who scratches their crotch or otherwise puts their hands down there and sniffs it when finished.

Alternatively, someone who puts their hands in someone else’s crotch and smells it when the job is done.

I saw a guy on the bus scratch his junk and smell his hand, dude’s a seed sniffer.

by chimichangasexmachine69 November 17, 2022

Blueberry Seeds

The cum of a man after enduring hours of blue balls.

Been a rough week, but I've finally allocated a lot to plant my Blueberry seeds.

by Evil Robot from the Future August 4, 2021