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Security Heavy

Obese/Big enough to "protect the whole place."

- From Cardi B's trial
Cardi B: "She's security heavy.."

Lawyer: "What does that mean?"

Cardi B: "Big enough to protect the place!"
by Dionaed September 2, 2025
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Security Heavy

Adjective: To be so heavy as to appear capable of defending and/or protecting a building or establishment. First used by Cardi B To describe the Plaintiff in her 2025 court case, Emani Ellis V. Becalis Almanzar.
But she is like...uh... Security Heavy. Like...she just looks a little, like, "she could protect a building" type big...
by the9thplanet September 2, 2025
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Personal security

When they mesmerize having you wrapped up in a warm colcha next them 24/7
David Omar daydreams on having his new friend as personal security while he preps healthy meals all day.
by Sota November 2, 2017
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select security promotion

Select security promotion. This is when you leave an employee due to working conditions, poor treatment, etc and get re-hired down the road as a manager.
A: dude. I finally left that slave farm shithole. I couldn’t take it any more.

B: oh good. In a few months, they’ll re-hire you as a manager and you’ll be treated better because you’re higher on the corporate ladder. That’s a select security promotion.
by Vista20p July 14, 2018
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Nonce Security

Pedo security guards from third party companies who get jobs in student accommodations in order to watch the students and be general perverts, even going so far as to raping drunk students Leeds Beckett university recently had a case of a girl being raped by a security guard after being taken away for being 'Too drunk.'
"Did you go to the pres at Liv's accom?"
"Yeah, it took a while to get in though cause i kept getting harassed by nonce security."
by Juzst November 8, 2020
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Keeper Security

If ya sight up it spams your email
10000000 New messages from: Keeper Security
by ඞ Swift ඞ December 8, 2020
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Homie Security

When two male friends are comfortable enough in their status as homies that they can appreciate the objective attractiveness of each other.
When the homies are secure they can cuddle, they got homie security.
Or
“Damn Cp is gooood looking, I feel comfortable saying that cuz we have homie security”
by Janesplaining January 8, 2021
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