Secret Stripper

Secret Stripper aka Jonah Marais Roth Frantzich is a FULL COURSE MEAL!

Fan- OMG I love my secret stripper!!!!
Person- who tf is ur secret stripper??
Fan- O. My. GOD!!!! GET AWAY FROM ME U ANTI STRIPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Jackaverysbae March 03, 2019

Secret-beef

A disagreement in which the beefee is unaware of.

Tom: Melissa said that she wants to come tonight, that okay?
Jack: Uh, no...I'm sort of having a Secret-beef with her about that guy a few weeks back.
Tom: Why haven't you told her that it bothered you?
Jack: I don't want to deal with the bullshit, it isn't necessary.

by Ryryq March 24, 2010

secret burrito

noun

A burrito kept and consumed in secret—typically in an industrial work area where food and beverages are prohibited— hidden under a stack of paper documents.

That senior airman thinks he’s sly with his secret burrito on his toolbox.

by Radio Mastermind December 10, 2021

Secret guest

Cigarette butts in an almost empty beer can

Friend: "oooh shit, what the hell was that in the can?"
You: "did you just find out who the secret guest is?"

by Tonyslick July 17, 2015

Secretive Plotter

From Omniscient Reader's viewpoint.

The great Plotter that crawls from nothing.

You will never know who Secretive Plotter is

by Father of rich night May 13, 2022

Pop secret

The Pop Secret.

It's when your doin your girl doggy style and right b4 she comes to climax you (Un-knowingly to her) pull back a nice fat rubber band and pop her right in the butthole with it.

She was not expecting a pop secret last night when that rubber band snapped her in the butthole.

by I.W Osader March 09, 2020

brown secret

an anally discharged flatulence

Hey Joe I just let out a brown secret.

by Keith/Cory November 18, 2007