Sebastian

Sebastians think that they are awesome, whether they are or not. Some Sebastians are just obnoxious, while others have actual potential. Though Sebastians are generally good-looking, the mean ones will be horrible and crotchety in their old age, and as the years go by their penises will get smaller and smaller until approximately the size of a pea. This all depends on the niceness of your Sebastian. If he isn't a douche-bag, his penis may get even larger over time. Pick your Sebastian wisely!

Whao, that Sebastian is hot, but his penis is smaller than a thumbtack!

That guy is so nice...what a Sebastian.

by Everysinglecolor September 11, 2011

Sebastian

A cocksucking cum guzzling cum dumpster

Dude you’re such a fu@$&ing Sebastian

by Balllicker5000 November 1, 2017

sebastion

a man who is man and man who is a man whos a man of a man a man is a man of a man man

a man is a sebstion and sebastion is a man

by a man who is a man November 9, 2018

Sebastian

One who is whipped repeatedly by his girlfriend before getting his trashcan raided.

"Damn dude, those raccoons made you look like a Sebastian"

by PimpedKoala August 16, 2016

Sebastian

aka the definition of a gay piece of shit

Oh hey its sebastian!
Yeah the gayest kid in school!

by SirSpooks November 30, 2021

Guy Sebastian

He who sings foul manufactured piss. Associated with a fundamentalist christian "church" (read: nasty ass far-right cult, but with clapping and such)

Guy Sebastian, he's the devil man.

by tea chest November 10, 2006

Sebastien

A guy who is both Caring and Aggressive as fuck. Not only is Sebastien nice but he puts others before himself wishing that everyone lives their best life.

Person 1: Man. This Sebastien guy is really nice
Person 2: Really? I heard he’s a big asshole

by Desire Slimey December 25, 2020