scrochdingers douchbag

A person who says stupid things and decides weather or not they’re joking based on the reaction it provoked

Person 1: Mike is such a scrochdingers douchbag, he’s never funny!

Person 2: I know right! He’s so inappropriate too!

You: how did i find this?

by KitKat ✌🏻 August 13, 2023

Scratching one's ass

To be not aware of what is going on around you; to be lazy and negligent to jobs and chores that need doing around you; to be stood or sat around doing nothing

The bus driver was sat there scratching his ass ass everyone was running late to work

(Scratching one's ass)

by Jack Spank9049 August 18, 2023

crouching tiger hidden dragon

The "Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon" strategy combines the allure of selling options on highly volatile stocks (the "Crouching Tiger") to capture generous premiums with the safety and income potential of a money market fund (the "Hidden Dragon"). Traders embrace the unpredictability of volatile stocks while safeguarding their capital through steady interest income, ensuring a balanced and resilient approach to investing in today's dynamic markets.

Person A: "I've got some extra cash to invest, but I'm open to some risk."

Person B: "Ever heard of the 'Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon' strategy? It's like having the thrill of the stock market ('Crouching Tiger') while keeping a safe backup ('Hidden Dragon') in a stable fund. Balances risk and safety."

by wangbangpro August 21, 2023

Crouching Tiger Hidden Pussy Method

A method that involves sitting and watching someone you like, instead of going out of your way to talk to them.

“I dont know man, it’d just be easier to just look at her instead of talking to her.”

“Oh, man! You know that the Crouching Tiger Hidden Pussy method doesn’t work!

by CountSwagula July 16, 2024

Screeching halt

Something that happens when a person with dark skin goes to a place where it’s mostly white people

If I go there, everything will come to a screeching halt. Every car will stop. Every airplane, every bike, every person walking down the sidewalk will all stop. And they’ll just look at me like O_O

by SiL3Nt J September 19, 2023

Screeching halt

Something that happens when a person with dark skin goes to a place where it’s mostly white people

If I go there, everything will come to a screeching halt. Every car will stop. Every plane will stop. Every person on a bike and skate board and every person walking down the street will all stop. And they’ll all just stare at me like O_O

by SiL3Nt J September 19, 2023

Screaching

A hybrid of the word Scare and Preaching: Threatening people with infernal damnation if they don't submit to a religion's set of rules or beliefs.

"Don't be blinded by those unbelievers, if you don't turn to Jesus you'll just be tortured in the pits of hell!"

"Who's that?"

"Oh, that's Eliza. She's just screaching."

by Laa_Laa February 7, 2024