Attention Seeking Whore

Someone who likes to use whoring to get attention

Katie is an attention seeking whore.

by OnlyTheOne August 22, 2011

screaming yips

noun: a condition, in which a person or animal spontaneously lurches into spasmodic movements consistent with a baby calf which appears to be kicking with its hind legs at a swarm of flies which aren't there; vocalization that is sharp and loud accompanies this action. The duration of this condition is seconds to minutes.

One teacher: "How are your kids today?"
Other teacher answers: "Shit, man, they've got the screaming yips. I'm about to lose my shit!"
First teacher, "Holy Jesus on a Stick, I have them next period!"

by Smacfoo November 19, 2004

Screaming Seagull

The noise your girlfriend makes after you pull out, stick your penis in the sand, and then repenetrate.

My girlfriend and I went to the beach yesturday and I gave her a screaming seagull.

by Rack City January 2, 2012

screeping

The act of walking in an inconspicuous, almost creepy manner (usually to avoid detection by an unwanted source)

I was screeping around campus today with my hoodie up so they wouldn't see me...

by Jes Cantarell July 20, 2008

Seeking Validation

The act of seeing if what you’re either doing or saying is accurate using another person to bounce off of.

Yo man, he’s completely seeking validation with that.

by Infernuscryxis August 16, 2018

drain the heat seeking moisture missile

to engage in the action of manually stimulating the male genitalia. results usually as the effect of long droughts of sexual activity, but not limited only to pervs who have never been laid, though there is a strong link to said pervs and dramatically increased amounts of aforementioned stimulation.

ted: man last night after susie-lee blew me off at the bar i went home and drained the heat seeking moisture missile, if you know what i mean.
jimbo: ted, you sick bastard.

by mitch November 3, 2004

Screaming Love Raccoon

A sexual act so heinous and depraved that it is considered a war crime in most countries. Not much about the nature of the actual act is known because most of the participants die within 48 hours of the act. All that is known for sure is that it involves and Brazilian wandering spider and is almost always fatal to all participants.

Nobody survives the screaming love raccoon.

by lowlychrismarks March 12, 2013