Scroncho

When ending intercourse, or felatio, a man taps the glans of his penis upon the lips of cheek of a female (or other man) and yells "Scroncho!" as he ejaculates.

A:Yo man, that chick looks busted.
B:I'd totally scroncho her though.

A:I did your mom last night eheuheueh
B:I scroncho'd your mom last night

by Sammy1251 November 6, 2007

scotch double

An instance where a person fires a single shot and hits two targets. Usually a term used when bird hunting or skeet shooting.

John took aim at one duck as it flew by and fired just as another crossed it's path, and hit both. A perfect scotch double for the day.

by Jamezfb September 29, 2008

Scotch Egg

A Person or Object pertaining to be Scottish or to support Scotland while actually being a 'Useful Idiot' for any organisation that is seen to be overtly unionist or otherwise reprehensible, or in general a bigotted racist twat. (The Scotch Egg is not and never will be Scottish)

"See that Duke of Argyll, He's a fucking Scotch Egg and no mistake!" "That boy with the Rangers Tartan Kilt is a pure Scotch Egg" " See that twat with the tricolor shorts and his entire family dressed in celtic tops he's a fucking Scotch egg "

by Big Stewart January 7, 2019

Tell it to a bottle of scotch

Taking out your problems by drinking a bottle of scotch, specifically when you have nobody to talk about your problems to.

Debra Morgan: "The Bay Harbor butcher is one of our own."
Special Agent Frank Lundy: "We keep this to ourselves for now."

Angel Batista: "No, I'm gonna go tell it to a bottle of scotch."

by dexfan October 31, 2010

scooch

to be a pest or annoyance

don't be a scooch, my little sister is such a scooch

by Chelsea Martin January 14, 2008

scoaching

(v) \skohch-ing\

The combined action of finding, conversing, and scoring with girls. Also can be used to describe each of these words' individual actions.

The word is derived from the first three letters "sco" of scoping, scooping, and scoring and combined with the term reaching to produce the word "scoaching"

scoach (v) the future tense of the word
scoture (n) the completed action of scoaching

A: Where's Jim?
B: He's busy scoaching those girls at the bar.

by PasstheAlt June 2, 2011

Scorch Muffins

The small bits of burnt marijuana that are pulled through the unfiltered pipe and into your mouth.

That bowl is cashed, I got a mouth full of scorch muffins with that last hit.

by cptnoobstomper April 19, 2009