go away or I will replace you with a simple shell script

A shoddy attempt at humor crafted by the Linux community in order to answer back at those who even mildly criticize their half-finished kernel or the "newbies" who are trying to seek help in getting Linux to function properly on their machines. Makes one look stupid when said out loud in a group of people.

Newbie: Can you please help me configure my soundcard and modem? I read the manual, and followed the instructions, but both piece of hardware still refuse to work.
Linux elitist: Go away or I will replace you with a simple shell script, retard.
Newbie: All I did was ask for help, and if this is how you treat those who want to learn about Linux, then you shouldn't be surprised if people go back to using Windows or Mac OS-X.
Linux elitist: Well go back to crashing your Windoze, troll.

by sarcastic May 29, 2004

scriptomaniac

One who steals lighters and pens.

That bitch stole my pen! She is such a scriptomaniac.

by Rondalicious October 23, 2011

scriptkitty

pretending to be a scriptkiddy just for laughs and to make other people raged.

or even to hide the fact that your an actual hacker.

11:15 (nu|L) you dont do shit
11:15 (nu|L) is why
11:15 (nu|L) ...
11:15 (Rofles) EXACTLY ^
11:15 (Rofles) smart boy
11:15 (Rofles) your catching on
11:15 (nu|L) you cant hack...
11:15 (Rofles) EXACTLY ^
11:15 (nu|L) so what do you mean
11:15 (nu|L) why would .gov fuck with you?
11:15 (Rofles) EXACTLY ^
11:16 (nu|L) youre garbage...
11:16 (Rofles) EXACTLY ^
11:16 (Rofles) your slowly learning
11:16 (Rofles) good boy
11:17 ... Nick: Rofles is now known as scriptkitty

by rofles June 10, 2007

sliptivity

Term describing the potential of vehicle paint to reduce air friction and increase speed. In racing circles may also describe the color Red.

I’ve got a spraycan full of sliptivity I can apply in only minutes!

by wiedzmin January 19, 2009

flipped the script

Going crazy; having a loud and usually very verbal meltdown.

"Whatchoo talkin' 'bout? You done flipped the script!"

by Vita Veritae January 26, 2010

<script>alert(document.domain)</script>

aa

aa<script>alert(document.domain)</script>

by Mynoduesp2017 December 4, 2017

Scripter

A person's title or position, who is designated to read scriptures aloud during a service, wedding, seminar, etc.

Please listen to the Scripter read from Matthew 24, verses 1-3.

by GenRev July 24, 2013