fuck satchel

Any bag-like enclosure used for the storage of fuck-pertinent paraphernalia that aids in a global pervasion of hot, nasty fucking.

AKA dildo sack, AKA anal bead bag, AKA smelly cock gizzard.

"Hey Randall, go get my jumper cables out of the fuck satchel so we can plug in with the agony and the ecstacy and spray some fuck juices on each other."

by AssTrollProjection January 22, 2009

Scratch.mit.edu

A slow coding website notoriously occupied by 6 years old.

Scratch.mit.edu is pretty useful, aside from the fact that it 1) can't handle a single MB and 2) is full of little kids, so literally no bad words or semi-mature content is allowed.

by idkwhatthefuckdoyouwantmetosay December 2, 2017

Morning Scratch

The prolonged scratching session to a man's junk in the morning. Usually done before getting out of bed or while on the toilet.

oh jeeze, I really need a morning scratch!..............Ah yeah.........there we go.

by venatio April 4, 2010

gammon satchel

A gammon satchel is a salty vagina with two big salty flaps which stick together. Also known as a ready salted vagina

I can't believe you unbuckled her gammon satchel... thats nasty! People have been jailed for less.

by Tilly Tilly October 7, 2013

Homo Satchel

A playful term used for a purse, bag, or satchel carried by a man which gives him the appearance of being gay.

Aaron: Hey, check out my new bag. The pleather shoulder strap makes it so comfortable to wear, and it goes with everything.

Levi: What bag? Oh, you mean that Homo Satchel! Do you use that to carry your tampons in?...Faggot

by Dirty Rogue October 21, 2009

satchav

Someone who mindlessly follows instructions given by their satellite navigation system, despite road signs, dead ends and all real-world evidence to the contrary.

My Mum's such a satchav, she'd rather listen to that stupid voice telling her to drive down a six foot cow path than read the damn road signs!

by Gymnophoria August 30, 2007

Scetchwa

Scetchwa is a bastardized word derived from the term Scetch One which means someone who is scetch. Scetchwa usually refers to a person who is scetch. But can be used to describe anything you do not want to be involved in or anything you dislike. It is used as a synonym for "Fuck that!", "Damn that sucks/is a burn" or simply "No way".

Antonyms: Awesome, Sweet, Cool, Nice, Good Job, Good for You, Way to go.

"Dude i went out with that girl that works at hooters last night!"

"You mean the fat chick that was taking out the garbage? Scetchwa!!"

by Killa Coop February 11, 2010