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Morning Scratch
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The prolonged scratching
session
to a man's
junk
in the
morning
. Usually done before getting out of bed or while on the toilet.
oh jeeze, I really need a
morning
scratch
!..............Ah
yeah
.........there we go.
Morning Scratch
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venatio
April 4, 2010
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