Binary Scale of Hotness

Different from the classic 1 to 10 scale of rating women, or the ever popular 1 to 3 scale, the binary system is a simple choice of yes or no.

The Binary System is best used when one is on a dry streak and looking to get drunk and get laid... not necessarily in that order.

There are only two choices in the binary scale: 1. Yes, I'll fuck her, or 2. No, keep that skank away.

"Dude, I am pretty fucked up, so I am switching to the Binary Scale of Hotness"
"Alright man, go get your dick wet!"

by Alpha Nude Omega November 27, 2009

Honky Scale

The scale used to determine how "white" one is based on a scale from 0-44, where 0 is ghetto black acting as a whigger where one would be popin caps left and right, 22 is perfect white/black balance, and 44 is excessive white where one would be watching Fraiser while drinking a brocelli smoothie in a pair of pleated pants.

Nerd: BYYYYYY GOLLY I NEED MORE PLEATED PANTS!
Dude: Bro, I would rather stick my dick in the oven than listen to your 44 ass.
Nerd: You are correct mmmmmyyyyyy Honky Scale rating is a perfect 44 based on proven mathematical evidence.
Black Male: Yo what it be homes? Oh shit a 44! I better get MY 44, Shiiiiiit...
Nerd: Please remove yourself from my grill my geographicaly southern brethren!

by MonsterDipper88 November 16, 2007

0 to 2 scale

A scale used in measuring the hotness of a girl. 0 means you would never do her, 1 means you would do her when you're drunk and 2 means you would do her sober.

Guy 1: Dude, totally hooked up with Claire last night.
Guy 2: What was she on the 0 to 2 scale?
Guy 1: 1, but I fucked her when I was drunk.
Guy 2: nice!

by bbuddy April 6, 2009

1-10 female attractiveness scale

Essentially, the scales goes like this:
1- unfuckable and ugly as shit
2- rarely anybody would fuck
3- good personality, nothing else
4- lower end of average attractiveness
5- middle end of average attractiveness
6- higher end of average attractiveness
7- above average, decently hot
8- pretty good looking
9- *almost* everyone would bang
10- essentially so hot, she's a goddess
What I had just described is a general populous of the scale, but usually is tweaked due to personal preference. A 1 for some people might be a 10 for others.

Person 1: did you see her? What a ten!
Person 2: the 1-10 female attractiveness scale? I'm totally not familar with that concept.

by Venobi August 30, 2016

1-10 attractiveness scale

the 1-10 attractiveness scale is a symmetrical density curve in which the mean is 5. As you move further away from the mean (5), fewer and fewer people meet those numbers. Thus, that 10 you're looking for is really just as rare as you think.

Greg: yo, where does Cathie fall on the 1-10 attractiveness scale?

Bill: Honestly, she's one in a million, gotta be an 8.

by hobbitswithtophats September 14, 2016

fish scale

The name is a reference to a highly potent form of cocaine named Peruvian Fishscale.

Wow son im straight buggin off this fish scale.

by Da Broxx Finest July 10, 2006

scalera

If you have this last name you are a beast athlete, good looking and get all of the hoes

Damn bro that guy is obviously a Scalera

by Scooter Schlemmy February 5, 2018