snagglebeast

(v.t.) To take, steal, apprehend, come into possesion of, recieve, or pick up anything. Derived from snaggle, and therefore inderectly derived from snag.

(n) A pointy-headed, triangular creature with sunglasses, angry eyebrows, striped pants, elf shoes, and wings. It is an enzyme found in saliva that breaks apart polysaccharides.

Here, let me snagglebeast those biology notes from you.

Go, snagglebeast, go! Show those complex carbohydrates who's boss!

by IronFeliks April 24, 2005

Spagglegash

A verb...to condradict one's own moral.

Person 1: I went out drinking last night.
Person 2: But your Mormon.
Person 1: So?
Person 2: STOP SPAGGLESGASHING!

spagglegash

by Gluey April 25, 2006

snaggle

(verb) To snaggle is to delay getting up to do something that should be done. Delaying repeatedly. Snaggling is most intense when two people are planning to do something or go someplace, but one of them is busy with something and snaggles. Later, when the occupied person is ready to go, the other person is then busy, having started a lengthy activity out of boredom from waiting for the first person, perpetuating the snaggle. This back-and-forth cycle continues until it's too late to do whatever was going to be done, at which point the two (or more) individuals blame each other for snaggling.

Keenan: "Get up, Steve, we gotta go food shopping"
Steve: "Alright, let me finish this Gran Turismo race first"

(20 minutes later)

Steve: "Alright I'm ready to go, let's go."
Keenan: "Hang on I'm on the phone with my mom, give me 10 minutes."

(20 minutes later)

Keenan: "Alright man, let's go now."
Steve: "Just let me finish watching this YouTube video."

(20 minutes later)

Steve: "Alright, I'm ready. Let's go."
Keenan: "Can't. The grocery store is closed now. I guess we shouldn't have snaggled all night."

by zeleftikam October 4, 2008

snaggley

bent or jagged,crooked, sharp and otherwise just ugly

The possum's teeth were just plain snaggley.

by George H H January 19, 2008

snaggletoothvaggabon

someone with poor dentle hygene and that is worthless

go brush your teeth you snaggletoothvaggabon!

by foodbaby March 7, 2009

snagglepussing

The male rubbing his penis between his girlfriends butt cheeks, but not anally penetrating, until he ejaculates over her back. At the point of ejaculation, the male must make a chuckling sound like the woodpecker off Bagpuss.

Fancy some anal sex darling?

Not tonight, but we could do a little snagglepussing?
Bring it on bitch. Gonna bathe your back!

by Slates123 January 9, 2014

Swaggler

Someone who acts cool, but really just dresses silly. Someone of no importance

Girl 1: look at that guy over there , isn't he cute?

Girl 2: eww no. He is just a swaggler.

by Clarie Voyage May 27, 2016