Flailing Salmon

The sexual position where a woman lays on her back with her legs hanging over a man who is laying on his side perpendicular to the woman during the act of coitous, resembling a salmon trying to get upstream in the spawn as he moves in a humping motion.

Last night I gave my wife the Flailing Salmon for hours, I dropped more loads than UPS!

by feeldasteel October 15, 2008

ara ara sayonara

The main sentence of this beautiful anime girl from demon Slayer named: Shinobu. She's pretty asf and that's on periodt.

No one:
Shinobu: Ara ara sayonara~
Shinobu simps: AHHHHHHH MY BAE HDKAHDKWHDKSUDOWU

by Katia the best human.on.earth December 30, 2020

Salmon

When someone escapes every single problem they encounter. Just like when a salmon escapes the fisherman's net.

Wow he is such a salmon. he just got an A from an essay he didn't even write.
How did you salmon your way out of your trouble this time?

by Big Cucia Jake November 24, 2015

salmon helmet

When a chick with a stanky vagina sits on your face.

"You think that's bad, remember that time the prophet Mohammed gave me a salmon helmet while I was wearing a toga!"

by Wynn Vo June 11, 2006

Salmon Toss Salad

The act of licking a mans asshole with a side of salmon filets or dip. A normal toss salad but with salmon added for flavor.

Guy 1:First I'ma take the salad then I'ma add the salmon then im gonna TOSS IT!!!

Guy 2:(Laughs his ass off)
Guy 1: Have you never had a salmon toss salad?
Guy 2:No I have not.

by Toss Salad Guy December 9, 2012

salmon hole

A womans vagina. Salmon as in, it is reminiscent of a fish smell, and is pink like salmon meat. Hole, because it is a hole.

I wouldn't mind waking up balls deep in her salmon hole.

by D. Tuma October 17, 2007

Salmoning

When you take your hand and wave it back and forth like a fish tale between a girls boobs.

This girl had an amazing rack and great cleavage so I walked up to her and started salmoning her with my hand. She said I salmoned her like a gentleman.

by OneShot July 25, 2012