Sarastache Saturday

The day of the week in which mustaches are photoshopped onto pictures of Sara Quin and then uploaded to tumblr.

Since it's inception on September 17, 2011, Sarastache Saturday has garnered "hit and miss" popularity, although compared to it's sister projects Tegan Tuesday and Ptosis Pthursday, it has done considerably well.

dood, "Hey everybody, it's Sarastache Saturday!"
everybody, "What?"

Sarastache Saturday by MetalKitten October 13, 2011

saucer saturday 

the irresponsible guzzling of beers out of a frisbee on all saturday nights with your bros

sunshine: pick up a 30 and fill those saucers, fill those frisbees to the brim. Its saucer saturday!

saucer saturday by sunshine1 September 16, 2013

slug saturday

When two heterosexual men cover each other with 6 gallons of Vaseline and crawl around a 12 by 12 padded heated room

Colin: what did you do this week?
Brody:nothing much just did slug Saturday with Nate.
Colin:you guys are gay
Brody: nah

slug saturday by BJ's Restaurant March 22, 2016

No Simping Saturday’s 

This includes not talking to a female. If you are caught you will get told what to text her or snap her. In exchanging this the boys can’t roast you or josh you.

Luke: Even thought its No simping Saturdays but can I have a pass

(No Simping Saturday’s) No

The boys: Fuck no bro. Who the hell do you think you are. Females aren’t it on Saturday’s. The audacity to ask for our approval on Saturday

No Simping Saturday’s by Lil Bit6969 April 16, 2020

Bad Saturday 

The day after good Friday. This day is for doing stuff that you wouldn't do on good Friday... or any other day. Its like mischief night. Except more epic.

Hey Jake what are you doing for Bad Saturday? Oh I'm shitting on Sammy's wall, wanna come?!

Hey Jake what are you doing for Bad Saturday? I think I'm going to go to Sammy's house and throw a flaming bag of shit at her... WANNA COME?!

Bad Saturday by GucciManTheG March 22, 2011

Sexual Saturday 

Sexual Saturday is a day on January 25. You have to have sex NO MATTER WHAT with guy, girl or dog😂

Best friend:Hey u ready for sexual Saturday

Other friend:Don’t have anyone

Best friend:What about me

Other friend Eww that’s gay

Best friend:Not today

Other friend:Oh ok

Sexual Saturday by 699669966997 November 20, 2019

Stones Saturday 

Inaugurated November 2011, Stones Saturday is held on the last Saturday of every month. Stones Saturday involves listening to the Rolling Stones all day while drinking.

Stones Saturday is currently celebrated in Pensacola, FL, Philadelphia, Los Angeles and New Orleans.

Stones Saturday also requires that people celebrating dub themselves with a Stones-themed name.

"Put on 'Gimme Shelter.' It's Stones Saturday."

Stones Saturday by jamesmaijstral June 12, 2012