Sarcasm

Portmanteau of the words sarcoma and orgasm. Meaning a very bad "sarcastic tumor" that has a climax whenever someone says something stupid or idiotic.

If anyone has a relative with a tumor I mean no offence.

Me: *baking a cake*
Billy: *looks in oven* What are you making, M.E?
Me: I'm making a stew of the children I killed, Billy.
Billy: WHAT
Me: SARCASM

by tumblrhasporn July 10, 2016

Sarcasmic

A fake, almost sarcastic like orgasm. When you are sarcasmic you are so unsatisfied that your orgasm is almost saying "this is great" in a sarcastic voice.

Male: *final thrust*
Female: *sarcasmics* that was soooooo great....woo

by Gambler who is a good horse August 4, 2018

sarcasm

paige

i can sense your sarcastic tone through the phone i don't apricate your sarcasm

by redrumadum April 2, 2025

Sarcasm

A way to insult an idiot without them realizing it

Ur sooo smart (see ur don’t mean it, it’s a joke but they take it seriously sarcasm)

by Idkwosos October 10, 2023

sarcasm

paige

i can sense your sarcastic tone through the phone i dont appreciate the sarcasm 9

by redrumadum April 2, 2025

Sarcasm

Sarcasm is the native language of the country of Tumblr. It can also be used to ward off idiots, and is also a sign of intelligence.

Ex:
"Son why are you eating cookies before dinner?"
*initiating sarcasm*
"It's not a cookie. It's magical cow shit from Jupiter, marinated in Diet Coke."

by NationalSarcasmSociety December 29, 2016

meta-sarcasm

The act of striking the balance between coming across as sarcastic and coming across as sincere, so it is unclear as to whether you are being sarcastic. Not to be confused with post-sarcasm (meta-irony is to post-irony as meta-sarcasm is to post-sarcasm) which is being sincere in message while coming across as sarcastic in form.

Michelle and I got in an argument yesterday, but I think we've resolved it - she seems calm about it. I asked if she wanted to hang out, and she replied, "Sure, I would love to hang out today😉". I think she might be playing Schroedinger's feeling concealment. I hate meta-sarcasm.

by fullbodyphallo March 11, 2024