The son of David Larson, an Olympic swimmer. Sandal Master is always seen wearing sandals, (or chancletas) no matter what occasion. He also cannot be as athletic as his father, due to a golf cart accident long ago.
Any large woman found in Southern California deserts. Often found drinking Coors Light as if they needed it. Skanky clothes are very common. Sand rhinos hibernate in Glamis and Ocotillo Wells in winter. Also see "Superstition Mountain Goat"
The only thing worse than a Glamis sandrhino is a Fabtech lift kit.
Having sex on the beach. Once the man begins feeling his tingles and jingles, he ejaculates on the woman's face, then continues to throwsand at her face, making it stick.
"Hey Jeff! Come here! I just gave Mary an Alabama Sand Storm. Doesn't she look cute?"