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Sandal Master 

The son of David Larson, an Olympic swimmer. Sandal Master is always seen wearing sandals, (or chancletas) no matter what occasion. He also cannot be as athletic as his father, due to a golf cart accident long ago.
One does not simply see Sandal Master without sandals.

Sand Rhino 

Any large woman found in Southern California deserts. Often found drinking Coors Light as if they needed it. Skanky clothes are very common. Sand rhinos hibernate in Glamis and Ocotillo Wells in winter. Also see "Superstition Mountain Goat"
The only thing worse than a Glamis sand rhino is a Fabtech lift kit.

alabama sand storm 

Having sex on the beach. Once the man begins feeling his tingles and jingles, he ejaculates on the woman's face, then continues to throw sand at her face, making it stick.
"Hey Jeff! Come here! I just gave Mary an Alabama Sand Storm. Doesn't she look cute?"
alabama sand storm by TestesMaGee November 5, 2008

Sand Worming 

The act of ejaculating into a man's penis slit and when that man ejaculates he will be ejaculating twice as much semen (his and his partners).
Man 1: Kyle and I are totally going to do some sand worming tonight at Toby's bachelor party!

Man 2: Its going to be a sand worming fest!
Sand Worming by Bradypwnin August 7, 2009

Sand slut 

Finding a wandering bitch on the beach that has lost her way in life but found her way in your pants.
yo lets go to the beach and pick up a sand slut.
Sand slut by Ride a cowboy October 10, 2019

Pounding Sand Down a Rathole 

An expression used to signify a menial or fruitless task; frequently to be preformed by someone not of sound mind or full capacity.
Giving money directly to a hopeless alcoholic to help him improve his situation is like pounding sand down a rathole.