Sandy, Oregon

A small mountain town at the base of Mt. Hood. Basically a shit hole, full of ridiculously ignorant fucks.

Sandy, Oregon" "People who wear pajamas to the super market" "Christians who know nothing about jesus

by carl bannana March 11, 2011

Sandra

Confident, Doesn't care what other people think, Athletic, Toned, Hazel eyes, (Mistaken for Light Brown), Loved by many, Also hated by many because she isn't afraid to be herself. She knows herself. If you continue to try to insult her she will cut you with her tongue that doubles as a double edged sword. If you are her friend that she is loyal to, and you mistreat her for too long she will only tolerate so much of the pettiness until she becomes ruthless, and tells you what you are doing that is ridiculous, and childish, or deceitful. She knows when you are lying, and she hates that the most. Honesty is her motto, and she is annoyed that you lied because she is straightforward, and loves for yourself o be also. Hopeless romantic at heart. Is in love with love. Daydreams quite often staring off into space. Can get bored quite easily in a group that is too lazy, and boring for her. If that group only likes to sit around, and do nothing, and talk about nothing all day with no activities, or intellectual stimulation, she will wish she wasn't there, and her eyes will begin to close on her, and herhead will droop low hunched over in her seat, because here fun energy is being drained, and wasted away. She is quite a catch! Is she attractive? Very! She gets many looks everywhere she goes, but not the looks where she is just eye candy.She likes to socialize, even if sometimes seen as quiet by people she doesn't know very well, but she needs her solitude.

#1
Whiney Guy:"Sandra is a real bitch because she wouldn't date me. "
#2

Whiney Guy: Sandra is a slut (Because she wouldn't fuck me) Boohoo.

Jealous Girlfriend: Don't look at Sandras ass or I will kill you!
Jealous girl: She is prettier than me, and is getting guy's attention even though she doesn't try so I secretly must do what I can to make her suffer"
Guy:Is she single?

by DeathByLoveX March 3, 2018

Sandra Bullock

One of the hottest actresses over 40 in the world!!!! Everything from her head to toes screams sexy. Her ass it perfect, same goes for those tits!!!! even young men want to bang that perfect women. No man can watch a Sandra Bullock movie without getting a boner. Not to mention her amazing acting ability. She goes beyond perfect!!

Fuck Sandra Bullock is perfect

by urban12323 June 15, 2014

sandy vagina

a male that bitches about every little thing, and crys like a little pussy.

Holy shit dude! Get that sand out of your vagina.

by Zedediah May 14, 2005

Sandy Hooker

A Sandy Hooker is someone who believes that the shootings at Sandy Hook in December 2012 were actually a false flag terrorist attack by the United States government. This is a conspiracy theory that says that the Obama administration ordered the massacre to occur so that it could implement stricter gun control laws.

Alex Jones is a Sandy Hooker because he believes in the Sandy Hook conspiracy theory. He is also a truther and a birther.

by Aliases February 2, 2013

cold sandy

1. When you cut a hole in the cold icy lake and insert your penis into it.

2. shortening of cold sandwich

3. a girl/guy named Sandy who is unpleasant

1. Al stood and touched himself as Jacob performed a cold sandy after ice fishing.

2. After smoking some pot, I could really go for a cold sandy.

3. Stop acting like cold Sandy and have sex with Jacob!

by franksinatra August 20, 2006

sandy lin

an asian chick who likes to party, dance, tan, and loves the pool..
in other words another tila tequila from the 21st centuary.. who is short and sweet

"damn that girl is such a sandy lin"
" oh my god that asian is a sandy lin"
"ally loves sandy lin"

by to white to be on this page April 18, 2009