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san diego top hat

The act of doing a handstand and shitting while someone uses your mouth.
Jen is so classy. Last night she did a handstand and sucked me off, and at the end gave herself a San Diego Top Hat.
by leonlettforthewin May 29, 2017
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San Diego thank you

“She was literally in the middle of shitting when she asked me to kiss her, first time I’ve ever pulled a San Diego thank you
by Crazylittlefucker April 25, 2023
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San Diegoed

When a woman is having sex with a man and she tells him to keep going, but he interprets that to mean that she wants him to ejaculate inside her.
Shelly was having sex with James when he San Diegoed her.
by Cannavaro April 28, 2011
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San Diego Vaccum

Giving someone who is defecating on the toilet a blowjob as they tak e a dump. The first as a way to insure a clean hammer. Others claim it originated in the UK as a way to reduce smagmaq
When a guy l is taking the browns to th e Superbowl he calls his old lady over and demands a blowjob. He makes sure to drop a load as he's receiving a San Diego Vaccumoiïm. You cab also hire a Mexican from Behind home Depot, however quality can be lacking and not up to California code.
by notskittles May 27, 2014
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San Diego Double Fuck

When you have a closing shift but you need to open the next day. Also called clopening.
Dan Schneider: "What do you mean you have to work tomorrow morning? Didn't you just close?"
Rob Dyrdek: "They hit me with the San Diego Double Fuck man. I have to go in again."
by paycheckbingus November 6, 2023
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San Diego Jackhammer

When you eat pop rocks and give someone a blowjob at the same time
by Jackdimmadomeee July 28, 2018
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san diego super soaker

The act of riding the male member and/or equivalent to the point of causing your partner to squirt numerous times causing a flash flood.
Ali was riding me earlier and gave me and my mattress a San Diego super soaker.
by Alie the red 10 December 8, 2017
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