To "safety fail" is to intentionally fail or fail to complete a major assignment or test in a given class because (according to calculations) it is impossible for the assignment to cause one's overall grade in the class to drop by a letter or have any significant changes
Sarah: Hey what are did you write about on the essay for the final in English?
Chris: Haha I didn't...I took a nap. I had over a 100% in that class so it wouldn't have changed my grade. I might as well have safety failed it.
Chris: Haha I didn't...I took a nap. I had over a 100% in that class so it wouldn't have changed my grade. I might as well have safety failed it.
by lordvoldemort8989 May 19, 2011
Get the safety failmug. Person 1: "Brooooo, I'm hooking up with Amy tonight!"
Person 2: "Oh nice dude, she's so hot!"
Person 1: "Tell me about it, I'm going to need a quick safety wank before going to her place."
Person 2: "Oh nice dude, she's so hot!"
Person 1: "Tell me about it, I'm going to need a quick safety wank before going to her place."
by BicBoi4000 August 27, 2021
Get the Safety Wankmug. The act of discarding the first square of toilet paper while in a bathroom. This removes the outside chance that the last patron touched that piece while removing toilet paper for his own use. This becomes especially important when using a public restroom. Also can be referred to as s-squared.
"Hey man, you better practice safety-squaring when you're done in there."
"Of course I s-squared, what do you think I am?"
"Of course I s-squared, what do you think I am?"
by UWbadgers16 February 18, 2009
Get the Safety-squaringmug. 1) The half-bite you take to test a tasty looking piece of chocolate to avoid unpleasant surprises.
Common practice around holidays like Valentine's Day when those big boxes of chocolates don't come with a candy map printed on the lid.
2) How to stick it to your grandma when she says "Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get!"
Common practice around holidays like Valentine's Day when those big boxes of chocolates don't come with a candy map printed on the lid.
2) How to stick it to your grandma when she says "Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get!"
Bro: Ugh! Coconut again!
Dude: That's why I always practice a safety bite and save those for my gf .
Dude: That's why I always practice a safety bite and save those for my gf .
by Miss_Adventure March 12, 2011
Get the safety bitemug. by AL_O0 January 15, 2018
Get the Safety squaremug. "I've been super nervous about moving to a new city, but I saw a safety fly this morning so I know I'll be okay."
by chicbird January 2, 2017
Get the Safety flymug. Someone who at every chance will slow the job down. By far the most hated person on any job. They can often be found wearing rock climbing gear, and a chin strap bicycle helmet skulking around the site. Will write you up and ruin your day if given the chance. Normally are divorced and hated by their children. Will cower and cry when confronted. In order to become a safety guy you must hate your life and every life decision you’ve made before accepting the position.
The safety guy keeps writing me up for useless nonsense.
The safety guy is an absolute asshole stay away from him
That dudes wife keeps cheating on him I bet he’s a safety guy
The safety guy is an absolute asshole stay away from him
That dudes wife keeps cheating on him I bet he’s a safety guy
by sparky1221 May 3, 2023
Get the Safety Guymug.