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Santorum Super Tuesday Surprise

1. (noun) An anal sex act, in which the giving partner lies to the receiving partner and tells him or her that he has ejaculated. After the receiving partner turns around to face him, the giving partner violently ejaculates into the other partner's eye. He then uses the Santorum that has accumulated on his penis to draw a cross on the forehead of the stunned receiving partner.

2. (verb) To perform said sex act.

3. (noun) The fact that Rick Santorum is still a viable presidential candidate after Super Tuesday
1. Man, that hooker made be pay double after I tried the Santorum Super Tuesday Surprise.

3. In any other election, the Santorum Super Tuesday Surprise would be more shocking to me, but look at the other candidates!
by Mort459 June 16, 2012
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Super Lemon Haze

A strain of high potency weed. Cross between Lemon Skun and Super Silver haze. 2008 Cannabis cup winner.
'Oh shit bruv, the Super Lemon Haze has a knock out high!'
by safe.com May 26, 2009
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tecmo super bowl

Unbelievably tight NES game that you can play for hours, especially when you throw those 110 yard passes from the back of the end zone.

Oh yeah, and LT can block every extra point or field goal.
In my last Tecmo Super Bowl game, Barry Sanders rushed for 658 yards and 11 touchdowns on 34 carries. I passed once. It was incomplete, so I gave it up and went back to Barry.
by ACG2x January 21, 2004
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Sumeriancore

A sub-genre that describes deathcore bands who are signed to Sumerian Records or bands who have stylistic similarities to these bands. The genre is a mix of technical death metal, deathcore and mathcore. The derivation of the word is unknown, though the most typically accredited source is MetalSucks.net. The website coined the word in early May 2009 when they were discussing the latest Born of Osiris release, one of Sumerian Records's most well-recognized and longest-tenured bands.
"Dude, have you heard the new Veil Of Maya album?"
"Hell yeah man, VOM is the best Sumeriancore band."
by 666\m/HxC\m/666 April 17, 2010
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Super Mario Bros.

One of the best games of all time. It orginally came out as a launch title for the Nintendo Entertainment System (NES) in October of 1985. Over the years it has become one of the most famous video games of all time, and thus began the "Mario" game series. It 2004 it was re-released on the Game Boy Advanced as part of their "Classic NES Series" games.
Without Super Mario Bros., the gaming industry might not exist today.
by NateAbel January 16, 2005
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Super Sonic Sparks

Also known as s^3, they are a vex robotics team, who every year somehow manges to field excellent robots. The team is the textbook example of winning award regardless of robot performance. I swear they can win excellence and be the worst seeded robot
Driver1: who just won that excellence award?

Driver 2: Super Sonic Sparks, who else

Coach: well that what you get, when you wear cubes on your head
by Hugh Gyrection February 24, 2010
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super chocolate bear

A nic-name JD gave Turk on Scrubs, it can be formed into the acronym SCB.
J.D.: Oh. Thanks S.C.B. By the way I should tell you something. I found an apartment and I'm moving out the day after tomorrow.
Turk: Wow. What does S.C.B. mean?
J.D.: Super Chocolate Bear.
Turk: I love it.
by Captain Towelman April 28, 2008
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