stalefate

being in a situation where no matter what you do, you cannot avoid harsh consequences.

If I tell my parents, I'll be grounded for eternity. If I don't, they'll eventually find out and then ground me for eternity. Either way, I'm in a stalefate.

by brach95 February 22, 2011

staliking

The act of stalking someone on facebook whilst "liking" every single one of their wall posts. Sometimes said as an unintended pun.

Guy #1: That girl is staliking me on fb. She's "liked" all my status updates since February.
Guy #1: *stalking, srry
Guy #2: Still a pretty good pun.

by Altimit1 March 25, 2011

Staliker

Someone that likes or comments on anything and everything anyone and everyone does on Facebook.

My dad is killing me, he is such a staliker!! Every time I log in there are 15 notifications that he liked something...

by Dizzy1223 July 13, 2012

stalagtoot

A formation created over time in one's underwear from a series of wet farts.

Dude why are you leaving?
I've grown a huge stalagtoot in my boxers and now I need to scrape it out.

by rygoly December 22, 2013

stale penis

Andrew Priest

Gee, that Andrew priest kid is a real stale penis

by stale fungus July 8, 2015

Stale breath

Breath that doesn't smell like much but you can still smell it

"Uncle Judy had stale breath that was unpleasant and unflavored"

by Iamfunnyiknow September 18, 2017

Staline

Cool men. With a magnificent one moustage which the only one Hitler did not envy. He has to give birth to the verb to staline being synonymic to execute. This big king of kolkoz had an immense 47 cm penis

Staline

by Nutelladrim December 5, 2017